Bitter but optimistic

If private ownership became a reality that would end my interest in football

You’re a bit testy Red. Our good Earl Hood was merely being humorous

“ Stand down the maid “ ! Don’t be silly Ernie. Who else is going to massage my tinnea ? In fact, I am considering expanding the hired help at The Manor I am currently searching for a butler. Something new - after all, I’ve never been buttled before.

As you know Ernie, I’m not one to cast nasturtiums but your good self and @Moonshadow appear to be sharing a rather peculiar fixation!!

And what a loss to the literary world that would have been!!!

Well thank you Frankie. I must say I'm not always very scientific but we all must try and do our bit in these difficult times. To that end, my BDSM club made, made what I consider, a very thoughtful attempt at responsible behaviour during our weekend soiree . In order to abide by the conventions of "social distancing" we simply used longer whips. No fuss but quite effective.

Fair enough Joe but I thought Bedford showed some promise

Haha haha! Nice touch Jack!!!

Deja Vu! Non existent delivery into a non existent forward line I don’t think it’s an ability issue so much as a structural issue. I have lost confidence in Goodwin Did we learn nothing from the 2018 Prelim ?

I’m forcing myself to watch this. A jolly good flogging would be easier

Very very ordinary so far

Gerard Healy is absolutely [censored] me

Do the players go flat out or not GAF ?

Looks like Weird is under a bit of pressure

My interest and excitement meter is very low atm. it just doesn’t feel like footy ..............

Huh?

Perhaps they could assist you in becoming a more moral and upright person Moonie!

Thanks to the corona virus we are having a very intellectually challenging conversation Clouds and silver linings ........

It’s an amazing thing Moonie!! Shiraz is still in plentiful supply. Why the elixir of life is being ignored astounds me! Wonderful and practical advice Ernie I shall brew up your mixture immediately and apply to my tinea

Tha fair hamlet of Romsey and our boutique supermarket is being invaded by Scumbury people. I am organising a militia to to put a stop to this outrage

Gives new meaning to that old saying ……………………………. "threes a crowd"

Is he related to the Barras currently with the Weagles ?

No porn !!!!! What a thought. I need a bex and a good lie down.

Haven't seen you on our favourite thread for a while Ernie and was actually a tad concerned. However your abruptness with the OP suggests all is well.

Jack Watts is almost certainly the culprit Red.