P-man

Oh ffs. Derwayne, Brereton AND McGuire? Seriously?

Lever on Tex ?

Even by our standards, losing this would be disastrous. i feel like the most Melbournish outcome tonight will be an uncomfortable, nervy, two goal win. Something to turn everyone that little bit greyer But the fact is nothing would surprise me.

Let’s not window dress it. On the face of it dropping Oscar is a plainly dumb decision If we manage to lose this. Wowee. Good luck Simon.

Well there you have it. 3/4 time and Port’s pressure rating has been elite. Officially no excuses for the turd sandwich served up last week.

Will be interesting to see what Port’s pressure rating is by the end of the game. They are the ones oming off the 4 day break this week.

Brereton also drew attention to the flawed stoppage set up in the discussion on Fox today. Repeatedly getting gobbled up on the inside as players try to quick handball out of trouble. Doesn’t take a genius to see it either. Easy for the opposition to prepare for. King was bewildered as to how a midfield of Gawn, Oliver, Petracca and Viney has not dominated clearance in any game this year. The question is how easy is it to fix?

If I have to watch Tom McDonald attempt to football again I’m gonna throw up. Not figuratively speaking either. I will physically vomit as he lumbers out onto the ground. He can take an uncontested mark. Provided he doesn’t have to jump more than half a foot in the air. And he can run a long distance. Very, very slowly. That’s it. That’s all that is left of T Mac the footballer. Everything else is beyond him. Please god. Please. God. No more.

I truly hate that umpire.

And on Thursday night too with a captive audience. Only Melbourne would dish up this crap with everyone watching.

I predicted a 5 goal win. Nek minnit. Down by 5 goals at halftime. God what an embarrassing half of football.

Our skills have been the worst they’ve been all year.

Lolol 50 metres for that. [censored] this.

Harmes you can’t miss a 5 metre handball. You just can’t.

Legit looks like they have twice the amount of players out there.

Holy crap we got a HTB.

This is not the night I envisaged.

Just please get out T Mac. Utterly useless.

Apparently Hodge is spending retirement in a pie factory.

Yeah we haven’t shown up yet. Switch on ffs.

Dees by 5 goals.

I could get used to these short turnarounds. I’ve already started drinking while working. Because it’s game day. You have to drink on game day.

Happy with those ins. The three talls will be an interesting watch. I’d pretty much always play Bennell if fit as he has too much class to overlook, but have to place faith in Burgo and co on how he gets managed. Very happy to see Sparrow get a crack. Really need to win this one. It’s time to make a statement about how serious we are this year.

No doubt, but just the thought of the Chad winning Charlie amuses me.