P-man

Melksham skills again. Half our players would’ve dropped that in these conditions.

Melksham’s goal. Repeat efforts. That’s what we need to get back into it. Great play Melkman.

Just me or has Petracca not been sighted for the last 10 minutes?

Nichols is going to do everything in his power to get the Eagles over the line here.

Well that’s the softest free kick I’ve seen this year.

Deadset has there ever been a worse sports commentator than BT? Has a CLOSE UP of Hunt getting treated on the sideline. Zoomed in on his face: “Langdon getting treated here”. Petty just about has his jumper ripped off him: “Call against Petty here I reckon. Oh it’s going the other way!” Just quit you oaf. Quit today and never return.

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I reckon a few neutrals will be on our side now after that absurdly one-sided umpiring display.

18-5 lol

Kick it to or in the vicinity of Kozzie. Only one who looks dangerous atm.

Please don’t start flopping Fritta. This is embarrassing enough.

wow they missed one

Yeah [censored] this we deserve to lose this game.

If I see another floaty handball that puts the recipient under immediate pressure I’m gonna punch something.

Ffs they can’t miss. Lowest conversion across the league in 150 years and when we play the 17th ranked side they can’t miss.

Can we please just crush them now. I’m sick of this [censored].

Hallelujah.

Legitimately have no idea how the ump called high contact there.

Love JV but I swear he hardly ever looks up when he kicks. The head is always down. Tough to hit targets when you’re not lifting your eyes. You can also put your house on him getting caught holding the ball at least once a game. Usually more. Awareness is shizen. That said I’m happy he’s getting his hands on the pill. His second half will be better.

Just spotted Kurt Tippett in the Gold Coast rooms at halftime. Apparently he’s been hired as a “mentor”. I wondered why they put in such peahearted efforts. Mystery solved.

I can’t believe Johannisen is a Norm Smith medalist.

If the Dogs lose I wonder who that colossal peanut Nathan “gamble responsibly” Brown will deem to be the best team in it. Last week he said Brisbane was the best team in it. After Brisbane lost he decided this week that the Dogs were the best team in it. Maybe next week Geelong will become the best team in it.

Given we’ve lost to Adelaide and Collingwood this year, you can’t begrudge anyone feeling a tad nervous. That said, this should really be a ten goal win. Some Hawks fans are saying it’s the worst team they’ve put on the field in many a year.

I love this round so much.