P-man

Chris Scott’s refusal to pay the oppo due credit is so pathetic.

Enjoy it ET 👍

A genuine legend of Aussie comedy. He would’ve needed every funny bone to get through the last 50 years.

Not sure how Fox could do a montage of the recent history between Melbourne and Geelong and NOT include 186. Talk about not mentioning the war.

I’m not nervous. You’re nervous.

I’m not sure I’ve ever felt more pumped for a game than this. This is intense.

Ditto. Only 72 hours to go.

I’m usually happy with just a W but what I truly desire in this one is for us to give them a hiding they will never forget. If anyone is due for a jolly good thrashing it’s Duckwood and co. We’re very capable of doing it.

I want us to obliterate this mob next week.

It’s genuinely saddening that this is a final. A god awful game played with zero atmosphere.

I’ll be offended if Geelong get within 5 goals of us. Absolute posers.

To be fair I wouldn’t exactly label Goody an excitement machine.

I’ll choose to look at the silver lining which is at least we can break the drought in front of a packed MCG like it should be. The problem with that logic is there are no guarantees in this caper. Need to seize the opportunities when they present themselves.

He’s one of my favorite non-Melbourne players but he has to get a week at the very least. Silly in the extreme.

Our half time score is 9.10.64 19.64 Just sayin.

This is a proper belting.

It should almost be over. This is a domination.

So seems a lot of Crows fans are at the game judging by the boos every time Lever touches it.

Listening to Mark Neeld of all people commentating was an added layer I did not anticipate.

Awesome haul and all thoroughly deserved. Most happy for Maysy. I’m still annoyed at his farcical non-selection last year where he should’ve been a shoe in for the 22 and didn’t even make the damn squad. Give him another 3 blazers and I’ll be over it. Maybe.

Another reason to thank Paul Roos. We used pick 4 on a rough round the edges, overweight country kid, essentially on the back of two months of impressive footy in the TAC. The potential for the decision to bite us was huge. But Roosy wanted him, and we drafted what has turned out to be a rare amongst the most rare of talents. He does what the true greats do. He makes the gig look easy.

We absolutely deserve to finish top. Justice.

Speechless. I am without speech.

.I swear to god if we pull this off…

This is. I have no words.