P-man

The only one that fills me with a burning hatred is Dwayne Russell. I genuinely loathe him and could write an essay as to why. Basil Zemplas is also plainly terrible but he's at least not as smug as the day is long. I don't think I've ever heard Luke Darcy say something insightful, ever. Poster child for the carboard cutout media personality. I thought I'd really enjoy having Sandy Roberts back but the shallow understanding of the game, continual mistakes and getting players names wrong (Melbourne players especially) has become a lesson in being careful what you wish for. Tony Shaw. My god. Tony [censored] Shaw. Mark Ricciuto I can take in very small doses. If it's not the Adelaide love affair that gets you, it's referring to every single player over 6 foot as "the big fella". Those would be the ones off the top of my head that I really don't like. The rest at least bring something to the table, be it knowledge, style or general personality. I don't actually mind the ones who people typically hate - Brayshaw, BT, McGuire, Bruce. Favourites would be Hudson and Whateley, with Cometti not far behind.

I just expect arrogance or stupidity to flow from Dwayne's mouth everytime he opens it. The man is an imbecile. They are on their knees and we need to follows the Saints' example. 10 goals minimum.

Okay serious, this maggot is from WA right? He has to be.

Umps shamelessly riding their dicks at the moment

Bail this time. Get them out of the damn side!!

Come on...

Was almost certain we'd [censored] that one up as well

Matt [censored] Jones!!! Ffs!!

This continually bombing it in is starting to get silly.

Vince to Garlett. And um....that might be it.

Yeah nah, the guy who refers to himself in third person is funnier.

Nibbler you star

The kicking is just terrible. Inexcusably poor.

Dunn can be made to look so ordinary.

Some of these kicks though........

Goals or points?

Chris "The Iceman" Dawes

Mix of talls and stalls looks to have backfired massively. Gus is actually a big out, which is a credit to a kid with half a season under his belt. Big turnaround needed in this quarter otherwise this one could get away very quickly.

They are rebounding ridiculously easily. Need to try and clog up the middle.

Was that Bail on Hill?

The umps seem to like Hogan, which is handy.

Ffs Toump, really?

Awful awareness from Dunn

Delightful finish Dawes

Unacceptable!