Little Goffy

Now that Smith is off the board, I want to be clear that he is very annoying and will probably plateau early into the top end of 'good ordinary'.

Raising an eyebrow to later in the draft, it has been interesting seeing just how far Luke Trainor has slipped due to concussion. From a high of being routinely projected in the top-5, here's the range of picks he is placed at the main phantom drafts going around; 28; Cal Twomey's AFL.com 28; ESPN >27; Foxsports 20-40; Also Foxsports 18; SEN 22; RookieMe Central Concussion gives us all the skin-crawling sweats for obvious and sensible reasons, but surely a slide into the late 20s would start making us consider trading up to grab a potential jackpot in the key defender succession plan. We wouldn't need him on the field immediately so the scope for a cautious and thorough management plan would be there, he'd have great mentors, and we might be the no.1 club for responsible concussion management at the moment. Just a couple of months ago he was considered the outright best tall in the draft.

It is clearly a significant dip, but we don't want to get into a situation like when some [censored] 'artist-activist' made their attention seeking protest piece about how Geelong was the only club which didn't have an indigenous player in it's AFL team, when Geelong had spent the previous 20 years above average for indigenous presence. I have to give a hat-tip to @DeeSpencer for his list of plausible causes. In simplest terms - AFL elite pathways are becoming more narrowed and favouring privileged children. Indigenous children are less likely to be privileged. This kind of thing which isn't necessarily racist but does 'perpetuate a racist legacy' is exactly what critical race theory was originally about before the look-at-moi bloggers on the periphery of academia took over and ruined it. Reminds me of an old observation; If in 1980 you had waved a magic wand and eliminated racism, Australia would have been overall an equal enough society for a lot of the disadvantages to be absorbed with time and a new era to begin. But if today you waved that wand Indigenous people would still be stuck because Australia as a whole is now much more stratified and exclusive. I do wonder, how many 'poor' kids in general are making it into the AFL now? 25 of the projected top-30 picks this year are private school kids.

This must be how quantum physicists feel, waiting for their wavefunction to collapse. I think I'll go with three preferences for each pick, since the availability is so unpredictable. 5. Langford, Draper, Smith 9. Tauru, Lindsay, Smillie. I also suspect something interesting might happen with our late pick. Maybe even a trade-up into the 30s for a slider JT believes in.

I honestly can't imagine a scenario where a club that took a Curtain last year passes on a Draper this year.

His nickname may have to be Mouldy given how many people he's been growing on lately.

I think he is a lawyer, but needs a better one.

I'm going quietly mad waiting on this as well as waiting on some big news for myself, so as a procrastination from this procrastination, I was musing to myself about where we would take our current list if they were 18 year olds. Even knowing how their career has progressed. I wonder about not only 'draft our list in order' but also 'slot them into the current draft'. Cue the Trac v Gawn pick 1 debate. I'm 100% Gawn, myself.

With a variety of herbs, half a kilo of mixed beef and veal mince, several tomatoes, a carrot, zucchini and garlic, and significant cheese stocks to go with a series of flat pasta sheets, do the Demons really have what it takes to produce a carbonara in 2025? And can they afford the garlic bread?

I don't want to put you on ignore because you make a lot of interesting contributions and do have real insight into the club, but those eyerolling moments let you down badly. Seriously, imagine getting snarking at someone for asking a football related question on a football forum.

Used to be the [censored] had to cross all the way over the line. I remember when nobody got offended unless you used a naughty word or suggested that the Ark story pre-dates the bible and there might be something very wrong going on at a boys school in Ballarat.

"We want people to notice us" Wears generic running top from the second rack at Mt Gravatt Rebel Sport factory outlet.

Ooh, I've got an idea for a team. Harking back to one of the original draft vexations of Demonland. We must all be willing to take up some slack until Demonstone rediscovers his quizmojo.

I took the 'first name initial only' as some kind of important clue and wandered around in the wilderness for a long time. Coincidentally, R. Herring would be eligible for the team.

"We now have a detailed list management strategy to guide us, so our decision-making is strategic and well-planned" I believe the settlement itself was on the basis of disability discrimination. Essendon were claiming that Dodoro had 'half-****ed' his job, but Dodoro insisted that that really was all the **** he had to begin with and he had given the club 100% of it.

Yeah, I got it, but now I'm too busy slapping my forehead to send a message.

A colleague of my wife was clearing out old stuff and we picked up a Roomba-like device. Generic robot vacuum creature. Unfortunately it seems quite intimidated by the world. It comes off its little starting block, wiggles a bit, has a quick look around the immediate area, and then decisively 'nopes' the whole scene and goes back to its starting deck. Poor thing. Does anybody know a good AI psychologist? Not Dr Sbaitso, something more Gen-Z A.I.

That alleged new symbol is clearly just an infrared scan of an egg being cooked. Only thing I can't decide is if it is a side view of a poached egg or a top view of a fried egg. To reference an ancient egg related public health ad, "This is your football code on marketing."

Plus the poster boys for premiership-influencing kids, Selwood and Rioli. And just for fun extending it slightly to players who had a meaningful part in a premiership before their 50th game - Jackson, Pickett, Rivers, Bowey, and Sparrow. Picks 5, 7, 9 and 13 in two seasons is a massive surge of potential talent to complete a best 22 which is already competing. Anyone pretending that can't have an impact is just being sour.

With pick 5 the chances of getting a gun midfielder with an attacking style ready to play round 1 is close to 100%. Wild stuff. Pick 9 looks like a choice between talls (Armstrong, Tauru, Shanahan) and even more dynamism in general play (Reid, Allan, Smillie). I feel like if we go full on for the poised, high-initiative midfielder types again this season we could end up with a whole new look in a very short space of time. Compare the movement style of Rivers, McVee, Windsor, Thostrup, Langford and Reid to the current midfield core based primarily on the powerful bodies of Oliver, Viney, Petracca and Sparrow. But for real fun, imagine the surge that can come while we still have those powerful bodies and can back it up with the mobility of that next generation. For a brief moment we could be going into games expected to win clearances and also expected to win the around-the-ground movement.

I swear, he had more running bounces in that footage than our entire team for 2024. I'm not even kidding, and they weren't pointless bounces either. That and the collection of sharp passes on aggressive instincts make it very easy to want him running around on the attacking half of the ground. There was one pass were he centred the ball with an ambitious kick to his own CHB area. It worked out okay but I felt my hair fall out as he did it! So, yeah, attacking side for my sanity's sake.

Commitment to the family company is admirable but that is a weird t-shirt his dad is wearing.

The two who have made an impression in my mind are Smith and Smillie. Might be a bit optimistic to imagine both making it to 5 and 9, respectively, but that's where my head is. Last year I was disappointed we didn't take Curtin, but I am thrilled about the prospects for Windsor. I'm pretty chill about it all. This ain't no Prendergast sausage factory we're running.

Stats are unreliable but; Seventh in the league for goal assists per game, despite being subbed out twice, including once in the first quarter. Also contributed a handy goal a game. As a role player in attack he is excellent value. It seems unusual to describe someone who can change the tactical situation purely with their own vision as being a 'role player', but, well, that's his role!

It'll be interesting to see how Demonland and the other major sites manage the ID requirements. "Click the following to prove you aren't just three kids in a trenchcoat"