RalphiusMaximus

FMD. I checked the scores at half time at work and thought it was good. I get home and see this shite. What the hell happened?

Allison Stokke. I'm pretty sure she was 16 when this photo was taken.

This is where you come to the understanding that the AFL's Integrity Commission is named ironically rather than descriptively.

23 rounds, 18 teams. Shouldn't every team get at lest one Friday home game in an even and fair competition? What happened to ours?

27 hitouts to 59. That's a smashing. No wonder they did so well in clearances.

Make that Eight.

Gaff looks to have taken a few good steps in the off-season. He's looking very good tonight.

West Coast dominated that quarter but kept missing their shots at goal. If they kicked like they did last week the game would be over already.

The Weagles milk that high contact free as well as any team in the league.

I'm willing to admit that NicNat is actually turning into a decent player. He was good last week and he's killing them in the ruck this week. I;m looking forward to seeing him go up against Jamar.

I'm not really sure what to make of Lycett.

Damn, now I feel really foolish.

I love the way he uses that little swivel of the hitps to break the tackle as he steps him. It's a damn nice little move. He seems to be the sort who takes it upon himself. When the game was looking shaky, he was one of the players who really threw themselves in there and refused to let it get away. That's something we've lacked for the last few years and it was great to see.

Is it cheaper than the AFL live pass?

Early running says I don't know what I'm talking about.

But Mick said they wouldn't drop a game this season.

Carlton look like getting smashed tonight. I need popcorn.

Looks like they aren't planning on playing him in the firsts just yet. Still, it's great for him. Even better, I work in Frankston, so I might be able to get a look at him.

Love the look on his face as they were walking out on the ground. There was a Dude who was crapping himself. Didn't act like it in the game though.

Interestingly, we had four players in the AFL's Team of the Week.

I think it's all about depth. We now have a bunch of options in pretty much every position, and it's going to be tough for some guys to force their way into the side while everyone is fit and firing.

GWS have to be considered an easier opponent that Gold Coast. We're in with a decent chance next week.

Holy Hell, I just had a look at who I tipped this round. I'm proud to say I backed us over the Gold Coast. That was one of the few I got right. I think I have some catching up to do already.

Geelong second bottom of the ladder after round one and Melbourne in Fourth. Who'd have picked that a week ago? I like this season already.

That would be third round - rookie, as in anywhere in that range I think. It's not clear from the way it's written, but I assume that's what they mean. I'd be pretty happy to get him for our third round pick.