The Lobster Effect

Why did they get him from the Saints again?!

Surely he's our first ever Jed?

Nice, always exciting with another debut. (And more exciting than it would have been with the break glass emergency Campbell, no offense) Whose spot will Adams take though?

How the hell are we $1.11 favourites?

Hopefully gets another contract (from us)

What's Bassett's role at the club/which players does he look after?

Wow, only 6 marks all season for JVR!?

Why isn't JVR making any progress? Seems to have trouble with clunking marks.

Surely the expectations would have been finals? I know we had a shocker last year but we still won 11 matches and were getting Trac back, plus a fit Oliver and 2 high draft picks.

Ok so bring on the Suns 25 finals campaign. Opposite of the Freo deathride...

Do we only have a list spot at the MSD if someone gets moved to the long term injury list or retires?

What about if he recommends Bell as CEO, Sayers as President, Dodoro as recruiting manager, himself as Coach and Dusty as Mad Monday Facilitator?

He would be hard to replace in the forward line, that's for sure

Hopefully you can still grow at 24 as 193cm is a pretty small ruck. Josh Smillie as a midfielder is taller