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They do indeed

Yes..saw that... another overnight decision (not )lol Despite what many might think this show called the Trade Circus has been scripted...and rewritten numerous times months before opening night ( well...morning tomorrow ) All the actors have been practicing their lines and delivery with ardour. Grab your favourite bevvy and snacks. Get all comfy and watch the AFL version of Survivor meets the Bachelor unfold before your screens. Yes...it's about as 'real' as that. For all you believers in WWE or the Block....this must be orgasmic. Ah....love the Circus

Not long now....... ... Pretty soon we'll have arrived.... .... At 200 pages..... very exciting.

we've all read Titus O'reilly's take on footy....well here's his cousin Midas O'Rourke's clear and easy to understand explanation of trade week. Over to you Midas..... Well thankyou Bub and might say its not everyday I get introduced by the devil begorah !! T'is marvelouslyy simple thing trade week and here's me being wonderfully enthralled as it plays out. First of all ...you start where you are. I know , I know...thats incredibly bold in its simplicity but on the soul of the blessed Mary it be true or may I rot in hell for all eternity.....ummm maybe disregard that last little bit ok Bub !! Now we start at the begining with our cart full of hopes and dreams, our shopping list and all of our 'out of use by'....ummm.... you know...ummm...."them!!" Now , all we be trying to do is get to that supermarket and do some shopping for....."others" , them being on others' list , if you know what i mean . Now the very thing is....there's a number of ways to the supermarket. You can walk, or get the 99 Green bus or you can drive your lil 's self or even be takings the train. You can walk to the bus, catch the train and have y'self a rumbly ride in a Jo Maxi. It really doesn't matter a pig's whistle as long as you arrive in deadly shape. Now to be sure, and I'm not dossing with ya good self here, it really doesn't matter how you get from your front door and back again . Whether your flutthered or fuming at the feckin fanny farts of fools trying to fleece ya just keep ya wits aside ya and you'll be suckin' diesel my fine friend. So by now you'd be all Delira and Excira about the coming weeks. It'll be a real craic , a real gas. Well....thanks Midas....i think.......

and what a damn shame....awwwwwwww

styles ?

Some folk have very interesting and different negotiating skills

Red...Red....some think this is all just like TV ...the shows are all real .. surely...????

This situation is easily solved....or easily explained. Those that can't see this will continue to experience angst. I have none. Good luck to all concerned..but better luck to us Relax,the FD has this. Stay calm and enjoy the entertainment. Gotta love the circus

Would we have matched Nuffs money for gaffe ? I'm not sure

Again... outcomes...the minutae of what ACCOMPLISHES that ? Irrelevant

You agree...then in same breath disregard the big picture ?

Of course they will. Only dolts get caught up in pure numbers. It's about servicing outcomes.

Think big ppl. If we have change from the circus this year....we can always use it for other deals next !!!

Perhaps... perhaps not

Pretty much my thoughts

we might be driving this....but I have the suspicion someone else snuck the car out of the garage

It's actually quite reassuring as I see our lot just sitting quietly ( relatively ) whilst these other peanuts are playing silly buggers. Once playtime is over and the cordial has worn off I'm sure pens and paper will come out. Still...it does look like some aren't much past crayons doesn't it

You realise I was referring to Freo don't you.

Of course.. could all just be theatrics.

@Chook in Perth What's the latest ? Freo getting skittish on their long planned deal.. months afterwards Freo just playing up as expected ? Too much hooch in the Dockers boardroom ? Someone just forgot to take their meds ? Strange lot Freo

Maybe we just don't want to sell the farm.

Can you smell it Sue....that aroma ? It's called Bullshlt !!

Oh dear..another of these idiots (Bucky) The value in this instance is his last performance etc....not what might be in a parallel universe !! 1st rounder ?? Pfffffffffffffffft FN hilarious