Gorgoroth

its because he is terrible at hitting the target and usually turns it over, his decision making is average as well and the guy is what 29-30?

yeah i might look at a $10 can you place it at a TAB or do you have to do it online etc?

Neitz will play next year.

BLAST! ok so i missed 1, not bad as it took me ages to change them all.

i did that in 2000 v carlton in the final, i had dont my knee months earlier and it was still tender but i forgot and jumped up and yep it hurt like hell.

the ox pre game on 7 and sen thanked neale for all he did for the ox and said its only been since he has retired that a lot of the things ND said to him he has realised are true and said the biggest legacy ND left on him is off the field not on.

The best thing about newton's debut was the fact the kid knew where to go to and how to find space, next week he should be a lot more confident. I loved the mark he flew for and nearly took in the first? fletcher took it instead but a great leap. just might see him and robbo smack heads as they both sit on their opponents shoulders

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prob 11-1 11 loses that is

This thread is bringing a tear to my eye with so much anti support of connolly

its just a new way to raise money for the club, if you don't agree with it, no probs but we are having some fun with it in a otherwise fun less season. If it bothers you so much just don't read this thread.

Lets hope his kids can actually kick the ball.

1) 3 players from the past ten years who you hate/hated seeing in other team colours. Thompson, Farmer, Bishop (was a personal friend) 2) 3 current players you would like to see in other team colours. Brown, Ward, Godfrey (just so i can laugh when they turn the ball over for there new teams) 3) 3 current players you would cry if you saw in other team colour. Brock Mclean, Jones, Rivers

Thats awesome guys and girls! WELL DONE TO ALL!

I'd cry with laughter if he kicked 10.

that and he left his other fav in with ward.

Really doubt matthews would leave the Lions.

Exactly.

It would seem that way wouldn't it. CONGRATS JUICE!

i would sign it with all my mates names too

Hence the rumour of Carlton wanting Voss for next year.

On sen today they said 55% of caretaker coach's get the job.

Thats why i just said i'd double it if he kicks 3 or more, i know i can afford $40.

I voted Voss with mckenna and ratten being my 2nd and 3rd choice and they seem to be the top 3 I am scared we will end up with the purple DUD!

Well we are up for some $$$$$$ Glad he has got a game, and i believe he has earnt his spot after quite a few games in a row where he scored 3 or more.