Everything posted by Demonstone
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		Simon Goodwin Sacked
		
		I don't think the sand is the place he needs to pull his head out of.
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		2025 Grand Final
		
		Geelong's premiership poster is on the money this year.
 - Welcome to Demonland: Shane McAdam
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		Petracca to Juventus. You heard it here first!
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		I agree, but that's not the same as being the best. No hairsplitting here.
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		Then, by definition, he's not the best.
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		Realistic 23 for 2026
		
		@WERRIDEE won't be happy with you cutting his grass like this.
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		Who came first in both those categories? There's your best player.
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		Farewell Sam Frost
		
		He'd probably get suspended for that these days.
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		Farewell Sam Frost
		
		Off to Richmond if my research is any indication.
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		Rumours
		
		How do you feel when somebody stuffs your name up?
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		Welcome to Demonland: Steven King
		
		Somebody mentioned Luke Breust as a potential forwards coach, but he and Taylor Duryea have both joined Richmond as development coaches.
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		Rumours
		
		Yep, younger brother of current Saint and former Bulldog, Jackson.
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		2025 Brownlow Medal
		
		The 2025 Brownlow Medallist posing with his childhood hero. What a smug, vain and arrogant looking piece of work. (Judd, that is)
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		Reef and Beef?
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		Malcolm Rosas Junior
		
		If we recruit him to play alongside Gawn, Pickett, Langford and Lindsay we'd have guns and Rosas.
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		2025 Brownlow Medal
		
		For your amusement, I'm pleased to present this technically excellent, seamless, inspired and on point example of photoshopping.
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		Demonland: "The Brownlow is a farce. The umps don't know what they're doing. That player didn't deserve votes in that game compared to this player." Also Demonland: "Player X didn't score any Brownlow votes. Can't be any good. Trade him!".
 - Welcome to Demonland: Shane McAdam
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		Rumours
		
		Do they keep their plane in a Zero Hangar?
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		2025 Grand Final
		
		With Collingwood being eliminated, my Grand Final has already been won and I no longer have any passionate interest. I'm not terribly fussed about the winner but an entertaining, close game would suit. Head says probably Geelong, heart says hopefully Brisbane.
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		This is an oft-quoted fallacy. Given that other clubs (like us) aren't able to pick up the academy/father-sons stars, they don't really count. Pick 14 still gets you pick 14 of available talent and you would be confident of getting a decent player, supposedly "weak" draft or not.
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		NON-MFC: Finals Week 03
		
		This year's Premiership posters look good.
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		Welcome to Demonland: Brody Mihocek
		
		Kynan Brown's delisting has freed up the number 41 jumper. Mihocek's game yesterday was his first mission as a Demon sleeper agent. Recruiting blokes called Brody/Brodie from Collingwood is a guaranteed success. All the signs are there, people.
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		Welcome to Demonland: Steven King
		
		Extra time these days, @rjay . No more drawn/replayed Grand Finals.