Whispering_Jack

Heaven help us if they take away draft picks for that sort of activity - there'll be no draft at all soon.

In that case if you can talk Don Argus and his board into wearing the red and blue, you might witness a premiership flags in the near future.

The problem with your analysis is that football is no longer a game or a sport - it's a business and in business, he who has the most money wins.

I never worry about the fixture. If we're a top four side we'll beat enough teams to be a contender. As far as I'm concerned the fixture is favourable enough for us to make it if we're good enough so let's not waste our time, effort and energy on issues beyond our control.

Ening his career at the Port Adelaide Magpies in the SANFL - http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0...7-21543,00.html

I think you and I might have been standing a little too long in the sun at Glenferrie Oval last Sunday.

Just wanted to say it was a pleasure coaching the team. Every member worked his butt off for the colours and I'm really proud of you and the terrific sporting spirit in which the game was played. Thanks to Rollo and melbournefc and to everyone who helped out and gave their support including Redleg, imtoohot's father, GOTO, Tim, David and marfa and the others whose names I didn't quite catch. I'm sure everyone slept well last night after the experience. It's been a while since I've coached and I can't remember doing it in 31 degree heat but we got a real appreciation of what must be involved in rotations because we tried to keep them coming as regularly as possible to ensure we'd have fresh legs at the end of the game. Unfortunately, our timing was a bit off because we had it all meticulously planned for a 20 minute final quarter and they kicked the winning goal at the 24 minute mark. That's football, I guess! The Martin Heppell medal for our BOG went to imtoohot and I'd particularly like to commend the half a dozen or so players who tagged # 15. I think we managed to blunt his influence reasonably well after the first quarter. We now have an enormous challenge to regain the Big Carl Cup and to sing it's a Grand Old Flag at the end of the game. Hopefully, someone can get on to the Saintsational site to thank them for the game and congratulate them again formally on their win and for providing the four blokes who helped us out. They were great!

Lads, There's only two days to go and I can feel the excitement building up to a crescendo as the game nears. I've heard on the grapevine that most of you are following my training advice and not only that, but you're champing at the bit at the prospect of taking the field on Sunday against our traditional enemy. That Big Carl Cup means a lot to me and it should mean a lot to all of you. My assistant, Redleg, was actually team manager for the great man when he coached the Demons in 1979 and he has some great stories to tell about his experience in the role (but please don't even think of mentioning the game v Fitzroy that year to him). Anyway, I want to thank you guys for maintaining the discipline in our quest to retain the Big Carl. It's really important to me as the coach to know that you're totally dedicated to the cause and that you've made such massive sacrifices in terms of your lifestyle over the past weeks in order to be cherry ripe for this game. As a coach I really have to feel for blokes like Worsfold who must be filled with fear and trepidation whenever they turn on the telly to watch the news knowing that one of their own players are going to be in the headlines. No such problems with me. You blokes have got your heads screwed on properly. You're a coaches dream and I'm sure you'll all remember those important 1% ers that help to win games: basic things like "don't forget the sunscreen, the mouthguards and the water bottles!" Keep it up and I'll see you on Sunday when we'll be going for the ride of our lives. Sincerely, Your coach. BTW, do any of you have tattoos on your midriffs?

Have to agree. I've really missed Chilliboy this year but Y_M has stepped nicely into the void. Just wondering if you're able to predict the number he'll be wearing when he joins the club?

I've just finished reading the first part of the Dean Bailey interview on melbournefc.com.au and I somehow can't imagine Cousins fitting into the ethos that the club is trying to establish. He won't get to within a light year of the MCG even if he remains a person registered to play in the AFL in the future.

It was against Fitzroy and Melbourne won the game by 24 points. I wasn't into counting kicks and handballs in those days. We're hoping to organise a Demonland/Demonology function for early November and I'd like to invite Kelly along to talk about his role as a development coach as well as his experiences as coach in the TAC Cup and at Freo. Don't tell anybody though because we haven't invited anyone yet. Hopefully, one of the players will be there too!

My feeling is that in order to qualify as DB's love child any given player is going to have to produce consistently on the field and on the training track.

Little bloke, winger, from Kyabrum in our Goulburn Valley zone who wore the number 23 and made his debut as an interchange player in round 2 of 1980 sitting on the bench with Greg Hutchison. Real name is Noel. I think Kelly might be his nickname. Played in the glory years of the 5 year plan under RDB whose coaching career was quite underwhelming. Who knew that at the end of the 5 year plan we would be back at square 1?

Is that what they do with ice these days? Smoke it? Wow!

What Cousins needs is an AFL club where he will feel right at home, perhaps where even the President has had his brushes with the law. Does anyone know if there's a club that fits the criteria?

He was drafted as a bottom age player, had an interrupted pre season and missed most of the first half of 2007 with injury. He had a couple of really good games with the Sandy reserves but looked all at sea when he was called up to play his only senior game for Sandringham. He'll be starting from scratch again next year and I suspect he might have to spend more time at VFL reserves level before he gets a call up for the seniors at Sandy. Look for him in red and blue in 2009 if at all.

For your information Redleg is a barrister with years of experience in the law and I know that in his professional life that he's seen the destruction wrought by drug takers not only on themselves but on the people around them, particulalry their families who are the real victims of the drug culture. Working in the law myself I've also seen that and it's not pretty. I feel for Cousins' family right now - they must be going through hell whether this latest incident is drug related or not.

He would need to improve a fair bit on 2007 but at least he has the right attitude.

I have no problem with any of that provided - (1) a role can be created whereby we can get the most out of him in much the same way that Brisbane did in Alistair Lynch's latter years, and (2) he doesn't carry the burden of the captaincy in his delining years. We're embarking on a new era with a fresh coaching panel and they shouldn't be tied by loyalty to someone who contributed so much in the past. By allowing Neitz to retain the captaincy that could prove a problem to both the coaching group and the player if his form or fitness aren't up to speed during the year. Neither of them need that problem.

Agree with that but I don't think we implemented it poorly, rather that we didn't implement it at all. What we were doing in the Nab Cup, the practice matches and the early rounds was not anything remotely like a run and carry style of game. That's why the whole thing was so laughable and appalling. I don't care what Dean Bailey calls it in 2008, as long as it turns out to be good football and winning football.

Gentlemen and for the benefit of political correctness ladies, There are nine days to go and, as coach, I've been trying to do a Bomber Thompson and keep a lid on it but Rollo has requested that I address you at this stage in order that you all fully understand the importance of this game. Just a couple of things to remember as the day draws near - Firstly, we should never underestimate the importance of being both physically and mentally prepared for whatever sporting pursuit we undertake. I'm therefore ordering all of those who smoke to keep it down to one packet a day until the evening of Sunday 21 October 2007. After that you can do what you like but until then I want everybody to demonstrate some personal discipline and observe this rule. I'm sure you'll appreciate it late in the third quarter when the opposition starts coughing, wheezing and falling by the wayside. Secondly, I think it's time to start a special set of exercises to get your strenth up for the big game. Tonight, when you open your first stubby or tinny for the evening, try a simple arm extension and bend before you start gulping down the amber liquid. This will do wonders for your muscle tone in the upper arm regions. Try to keep it down to no more than a dozen stubbies or cans a night for the time being so you can remember how much training you've put in on any given night. Finally, don't listen to any gossip or rumours about whether you might or might not be delisted from the team. It's just that time of year again! As coach I have the utmost faith in you as my players in much the same way as the board stands 100% behind me. Cheers until next time!

Congrats from Mrs. Whispering and me as well but I think you owe it to readers here to divulge the startling news that this is a mixed marriage and that the groom follows ... er, I'm reluctant to write this but it's Collingw&%$. Despite that I'm quite sure that Melissa will have a wonderful life with her betrothed and that she will have much pleasure at least on every Queens Birthday at about 4.40 pm and hopefully on many more occasions as well.

The irony of a deal that would see us lose Trapper for pick # 20 is that we could have had an extra pick in that region for nothing had we tanked the last game of the season against Carlton and picked up an extra priority pick at the start of the second round of the draft.

Who needs Chilliboy when we have the old dependable YM. At least it's fun.

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