Ghostwriter

Too soon 🙁 Remember years ago we had a mock dating site thing (in an off-season boredom sets in). You rejected me because you said you’re gayer than Christmas morning. A flimsy excuse. Now you’re gonna remind me you’ve got a hot boyfriend. You cad!

Shhhh! He might hear you.

He wasn’t moved on, he resigned.

So, are you done? Two promises… neither of them kept. Also, it’s amusing that you say you’re done then immediately fire off another salvo.

Three huge milestones this week… Edo, Loz and Hanksy all playing their 75th game. 🥳👏👏👏🥳

Months ago he said he’s sorry but he can’t tell me why there’s a delay. I thought he meant he knows why there’s a delay but he’d rather not share the reasons behind it. At the last captain’s run I told him I’m guessing the announcement will come shortly after the new coach announcement and he said that’s probably what will happen. That’s when I discovered he himself doesn’t really know why there’s a delay. His manager is the one who’d know.

I’m guessing the announcement will be made when the new coach is appointed. The new coach would be seen to be supported immediately by the re-signing. It’s a good look. Judd agrees with my guess, he’s also not sure about the reasons behind the delay.

He doesn’t take pleasure in the delay of the announcement. It’s not his call. His manager and the club “decide when to announce.”

100% still the case. Always was and still is.

Spot on. The prevailing belief is the only way is up, we couldn’t do worse than we already are etc. Hashtag beware jumping from the frying pan into the fire.

Let’s hope the new psychologist brings a wand and a jar of happy pills.

He doesn’t let the grass grow under his feet, that’s for sure.

I didn’t notice I was speaking in past tense. Sometimes when I’m fired up my grammar deserts me. I was likely unconsciously thinking back to this time last year when stories abounded about them wanting out. Neither Tracc nor Clarrie wanted to leave then and neither wants to leave now. Both want to stay at the MFC.

I know right. What sort of halfwit would suggest that!

I see Jayden every day… first thing when I open my front door… … and now he has Spaz for company… 😝

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Yep. And I’m picking up my hazmat suit from the dry cleaners tomorrow

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Barring anything unforeseen (eg. injuries), the first three rounds of 2026 will see some huge milestones: Round 1: Tmac 250 games & Salo 200 games Round 2: Melky 250 games Round 3: Maxy 250 games

I’m not referring to you and I apologise for seeming to. I’m talking about the widespread belief that we are steeped in bad culture issues and that no one wants to be with us.

My thoughts exactly. Same with letting Chocco go.

Pfft, and we’re that terrible club that nobody wants to be at. Turns out Nibs is the only one who’s gone and even then he didn’t want to leave, he had to. He left reluctantly. Believe what y’all wanna believe but Tracc didn’t wanna leave, nor did Clarrie. Oh, and Fritta. He loves the MFC. Has said all along the only way he’d leave is if he’s booted out. He doesn’t wanna be anywhere else.

Says pretty much everyone except for him.

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We believe we’ll be at the opposite end to the grandstand/station. I’ll post here when it’s 100% confirmed. We’re also currently finding out about the chair situation. Some grounds don’t allow people to bring camp chairs. I did experience the horror of Vic Park back in the day but I managed to be at our game at Windy Hill (arguably worse than Vic Park) last year without ‘nam flashbacks so I think it should be ok 😅 There’ll be more of us this week. Round one clashed with the men’s Hawks game which only some of us left early in order to get to Whitten Oval on time. Round two being at Casey meant some couldn’t get there because of the travel time. This week will see a great representation ❤️💙