Ghostwriter

It’s a good thing experts don’t judge a player on one game only

Last begging attempt… PLEASE, if you can, please come out to Casey Fields today to watch the mighty Dees take down the eagles. Bring the kidlets, there’s plenty for them to do there (besides watching a formidable team playing some great footy). If you don’t have any kids, borrow someone else’s (be sure to get permission first otherwise it’s called kidnapping). Get ‘em off their devices for the day! Fresh air and fun is there for the taking. Not sure if I’ve ever mentioned it before (😁) but the Demon Army cook the most delish snags and it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg. COME AND SUPPORT OUR DEES!!!

❤️💙 GAMEDAY! ❤️💙 A win today should see us jump above the Hawks and back up to second on the ladder. We don’t want too big a gap between us and North. The welcome return of Goldie and Tahls will bolster the side. Look out, Daisy… your eagles will be plucked! The mighty Dees by a nuggety little Eliza Mac (22 pts) 🥳

I’m still tryna work out who on earth IS Ty Gallop 😅

A Collingwood prelim loss unites us all. It brings us together as one. We’re one big happy family. For tonight anyways. Tomorrow we’ll likely all go back to biting and snapping at each other. Oh if only every day could be a Collingwood prelim loss day 🥹

Gather ‘round y’all… it’s presser time!

But you see, that’s not what you originally said. You said Tracc can achieve such “… if he wants to…” which I took to mean he hasn’t wanted to. I’m pretty sure he’s always wanted to, even this season, and that’s while still recovering mentally and physically from an horrific injury.

I don’t need to have spoken to him, I’ve seen his pressers after losses. That’s enough to know he’s passive-aggressive. Watch a losing presser and you’ll see what I mean. Actually, you’re in luck… there’s one coming up very soon!!! 🥳

I caught myself calling him “Danie” 😃

That’s all true… on any other day but this one. They knocked Collingwood out of the running. Tonight we love them

He’s a passive-aggressive little twerp.

Ima watch every single second of his presser and I know it will seem nowhere near long enough. Piled on pain for the Pies is special

What’s wrong with me? I’m actually tearing up ffs

I’m disproportionately HAPPY with his win 🥳

Oh god. This might happen. Lions might win this

Geez those Pies fans though. Darwin would be rolling in his grave

This is a hard watch

Both for mine But what would I know 🤷‍♀️

Same. Even if they were 10 goals up I’d still feel uneasy

Wowwwwww. What a time to miss a sitter

Kai Lohmann with the reverse Sampson. Maintain the rage Kai 👊🏼

Go back to sleep, Deeves. It’s all just a dream

How about: he volunteers at a homeless shelter and he visits his grandma regularly?

One of my faves <3