Ghostwriter

Sadly Marty Hore is hanging up his boots. He won’t be going on next season. 😢

Which is why I steer clear of those other sites. I recently asked a DL-er who’s been on here way longer than I have if this site has ever been worse than it is now. He said during the dark times (Neeld era etc.) it was very bad but in terms of personal attacks, sniping at one another and just generally being a nasty person, now is an all-time high.

Do you think Johnson will be omitted?

I’m guessing Toby wore #34 because there wasn’t any other numbered jumper available. It fit him well so clearly they’ll have to make a bigger one for Kalani. Earlier this year I came up behind Ricky Mentha and asked him why he wasn’t wearing his own number. He said he was. I said no, you’re wearing #34. He said sch!ttt, I picked up the wrong jumper! All the boys laughed, then Woey Jnr asked, “Who’s number 34?” I said, “Kalani White” which was met with cheering and clapping from everyone ❤️💙

In January Kalani told me to “Watch out for Taj” (his younger brother). ❤️💙

Just needa prise the #34 jumper off Toby’s back 😂

You don’t need to apologise :) This happens all the time.

I would say they haven’t. Wanna go around in circles some more?

Sigur Rós is the best band on the planet ever there was and ever there will be. End of debate 😅

Dunno R(B)G, I reckon their dads might be a bit past it 😁

Right? The posters calling for his sacking got what they so badly wanted yet they continue to disparage him. But I suppose it’s to be expected on this site. I’m just wondering when it will taper off, if ever. Idk who our next coach will be but already I feel sorry for him.

He will

He said he gets called Luke Kenterfield more than Luker Kentfield. This is because Luker isn’t a common first name. His parents named him Luker which is his mum’s maiden name because she was extremely close to her mother (Luker’s grandmother) so he was gonna be named Luker regardless of gender.

LUKER!

I was referring to the fact that Max wants that eighth AA and that’s what’s driving him currently. Idk why the Club or Judd or his manager would be holding off the announcement. He has said he’d like to tell me but he can’t and I fully understand and respect that (of course). I’ve said this all along. What I do know for sure is that he’s not leaving the MFC. PS I love the thought of Morris hiding in Judd’s bushes for so long and the nights are getting colder.

He’s actually a very humble person. He clearly has reasons for stalling, the club may also be behind the delay of the announcement, but it’s unfair for you or anyone else to question his character based on what journalists are surmising.

Oh, don’t get me wrong… I don’t expect humility from Max. Nobody should. He’s human and of course he’s aware of his myriad incredible achievements. But it also makes sense that at times this can serve as detrimental to the club, particularly his teammates, who are also human. After all, when it comes to human behaviour… “There is no map And a compass wouldn't help at all” As sung by Björk, the second best music act to come from Iceland.

When someone else says exactly what you wanna say but are too chicken-sch!ttt to say it yourself.

I know this. But when I’ve mentioned it before I’ve been howled down. Like I said, Max is untouchable. No one person is bigger than the club, as the saying goes. But Max is likely the closest you’ll get to the exception to the rule.

Unfortunately, it is true. Max may’ve been keen to get Grundy before Grundy arrived. Max was never gonna “sacrifice his role.” Ever. And TC… he was brought in to “give Max a chop out” not to be a standby should Max get injured, which is all he’s ever been. It’s a difficult thing to discuss because god forbid anyone should say anything negative about Max… he’s untouchable. Max gets what Max wants. Whether that’s right or wrong… it’s the truth.

I’m referring specifically to this comment of yours… “If they come out and play like pussys two weeks in a row and AGAIN against the Pies you can forget any resurrection in 2026 and i'd very much doubt we'd see Buckley coming anywhere near us.” … and its implications. Now you’re saying… “Also an experienced coach like Buckley would be basing his decision on a body of work throughout the year.” … which is what you should’ve (but didn’t) say in the first place.

Do you seriously think Buckley would base such an important decision on the result of one game, or even two? And do you seriously think losing to Collingwood - or as you put it, playing like pusseys [sic] - means writing off 2026?

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I wonder if Judd has heard it yet.

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