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Fits the MFC (Melbourne Foot-rehabilitation Centre) profile.

I was at that match and at a club afterwards. Got embroiled in a bit of a love triangle (polite way of saying that the girl I was half-seeing at the time saw me pick up another girl from onstage while we were dancing to her set), and so may have been distracted. Which club was it Hell Bent?

I get strangely aroused every time I'm forced to enter a Centrelink office.

Indeed. Commentators can't even tell Jetta and Garlett apart, let alone Demons half-back Christian Salem and the downhill Winter Olympic sporting event slalom.

Yes, it does seem a little creepy that you couldn't sleep thinking about Tom Sheridan. The heebie -GCbees?

Seems an upgrade on JKH to me. Not a racist comparison. Just we went for versatility for a while at the expense of genuine forward crumbers. What I've seen of Jake he can perform this role and apply forward pressure as well.

As Amdam clarified, I'm a purist not a prostitute - living but not working on the boats. But I did return to my office of about 12 - majority Dutch - from holidays recently and they'd hired some other Aussie bloke. Old mate says he supports the MFC, but the kid is fair-weather and lapsed - probably worse than working with a Collingwood supporter to be fair

I don't really follow footy much nowadays, since becoming almost solely fixated on the Demons during our dark years and getting an annoying foreign girlfriend who likes to do non-footy-related stuff on the weekends. I'm curious though, when did Menzel go from being an absolute menace who would undoubtedly tear us up in every match preview (and inevitably in actual games) to being an out an out downhill-skiing spud as repeated on here in every second comment? In a down year this year, and from a dozen appearances, Menzel kicked five bags of above three goals, including two tallies of four and a fiver. Three of those bags were against Melbourne, Hawthorn and Richmond. Last year he kicked 40. No harm in a life-line - and let him and Garlett know that whoever puts in for the one percenters gets a gig.

You've convinced me to revise the uninformed profile I've built up in my mind of you Deiter, modeled on a drunk that lived in my small town named Creepy Santa but with he addition of one of those spiky pickelhaube helmet things.

I wouldn't trust these boat tour types. They'll tell you almost anything to get a tip

[censored] highlights. But there's something there. A cross between Cameron Ling and Ben Brown was my first impression, but I might be being misled by certain visual primers.

I think you'll find the majority of lawyers are Melbourne supporters.

Kolo replaces Dom but he also provides defensive cover ahead of Fritsch, whose effectiveness waned once also played out of position. Meaning we also get Fritsch back up the ground or on a wing.

Who is the jkh you speak of?

Did you even look at the list? Have you been disappointed by our list-building strategy and cap management to date?

Remaining players with Neeld taint: Two captains 2018 Coaches' MVP 2019 Coleman medalist (Jetta underwent a rebirthing ceremony)

Streamlined. Maybe peeps can add the father/son and academy prospects in brackets beside their suitor's' next likely current pick required so we can get an idea of clubs still looking to upgrade. Also, broadly - such upcoming requirements for 2019? It's been said that clubs can still trade picks in the coming week or so - does anyone know if that includes futures? Future first for us will be projected at 16 or so. 23 plus 16 are worth more than 5. Is there still a coup left in us for 2018? I feel that with live draft trading and all the permutations re. high-end SA prospects and interstate basket-cases at the front end of the draft we could be in for a crazy draft night. And we've shown that we've been ahead of the game as to draft alterations before.

Hey Petraccattack - did I get your Kade Kolodjashnij quiz right? I'm applying for a job tomorrow and need to know if I can tell them of my Mensa-level IQ.

You too Ethan? Wow, this thread is cut-throat. I'm just gonna slink quietly back back into the background. Exit the Skuit.

That's part of my point. Three beers in and I don't care if some other street kid tells me I could have got my six-pack for a buck cheaper. P.s - I see Oscar more in the orange rather than floating role after this trade period. Come at me binman.

You too Ethan? Wow, this thread is cut-throat. I'm just gonna slink quietly back back into the background. Exit the Skuit.

If I scored a quarter of a million beers and 40,000 packs of ciggies at retail for under $200 grand then Gil himself would probably proclaim me as having an IQ above 150.

Jeeps, peeps are tense today. Was an off-hand tongue-cheek comment. For the record, I don't want or expect Pert to get involved. But love the notion of him taking Bell aside and telling the small child to grow up.

On another, perhaps more esoteric note, when I lived in Cambodia I would quite often flick a fiver to some street kid to go and fetch me a six-pack and a packet of cigarettes, with the unspoken proviso that he or she could keep the change. When they returned with my bounty, I didn't once ask how much they scored my desired goods for. That is this - or at least how it should be viewed.

It's okay deanox. I was just curious if Pert was on board yet. If so, while I am fully aware list management isn't part of his mandate, and absolutely shouldn't be, my suggestion was that one experienced football administrator could give advice to a strutting newbie about best practices and serving the interests of a footy club rather than a personal ego. That is all.