Everything posted by Skuit
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The pre-season supplemental selection period
What's Jake Neade's status? Career over?
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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN
Before Ben made an absolute [censored] of himself on live national TV in attempting to confirm his rockstar prowess.
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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN
A little runt I believe it was.
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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN
Nat was set to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann's adaption of Shakespeare before Claire Danes took on the role. Claire Danes then dated that Ben Lee [censored]. That should give hope to anyone.
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Crystal Ball 2019: Predictions for next season
I predict that @ding will pretend he doesn't care all that much but will put in a PhD-worthy mountain of pre-season research to claim back his former precious - the one ball that rules them all. 640 × 360
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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN
A BA in psychology from Harvard. Arrived at our training approximately five years too late.
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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - AARON NIETSCHKE
Oddly, I think this kid may be a distant relative of mine.
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Random MFC encounters
Ha!. I wrote a travel article once about an almost identical experience in a remote nowhere in far east PNG. The Land Where Guernseys go to Die.
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Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ
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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - STEVEN MAY
Love this bloke already. May have dismissed in the past as a simple brute. Proposed new nickname - Stark (May - winter is coming)
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Random MFC encounters
I was at that match and at a club afterwards. Got embroiled in a bit of a love triangle (polite way of saying that the girl I was half-seeing at the time saw me pick up another girl from onstage while we were dancing to her set), and so may have been distracted. Which club was it Hell Bent?
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Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ
I get strangely aroused every time I'm forced to enter a Centrelink office.
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Random MFC encounters
As Amdam clarified, I'm a purist not a prostitute - living but not working on the boats. But I did return to my office of about 12 - majority Dutch - from holidays recently and they'd hired some other Aussie bloke. Old mate says he supports the MFC, but the kid is fair-weather and lapsed - probably worse than working with a Collingwood supporter to be fair
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Random MFC encounters
You've convinced me to revise the uninformed profile I've built up in my mind of you Deiter, modeled on a drunk that lived in my small town named Creepy Santa but with he addition of one of those spiky pickelhaube helmet things.
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Random MFC encounters
I wouldn't trust these boat tour types. They'll tell you almost anything to get a tip
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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - KADE KOLODJASHNIJ
Kolo replaces Dom but he also provides defensive cover ahead of Fritsch, whose effectiveness waned once also played out of position. Meaning we also get Fritsch back up the ground or on a wing.
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Welcome to Demonland Toby Bedford
Who is the jkh you speak of?
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
You too Ethan? Wow, this thread is cut-throat. I'm just gonna slink quietly back back into the background. Exit the Skuit.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
That's part of my point. Three beers in and I don't care if some other street kid tells me I could have got my six-pack for a buck cheaper. P.s - I see Oscar more in the orange rather than floating role after this trade period. Come at me binman.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
You too Ethan? Wow, this thread is cut-throat. I'm just gonna slink quietly back back into the background. Exit the Skuit.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
If I scored a quarter of a million beers and 40,000 packs of ciggies at retail for under $200 grand then Gil himself would probably proclaim me as having an IQ above 150.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
Jeeps, peeps are tense today. Was an off-hand tongue-cheek comment. For the record, I don't want or expect Pert to get involved. But love the notion of him taking Bell aside and telling the small child to grow up.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
On another, perhaps more esoteric note, when I lived in Cambodia I would quite often flick a fiver to some street kid to go and fetch me a six-pack and a packet of cigarettes, with the unspoken proviso that he or she could keep the change. When they returned with my bounty, I didn't once ask how much they scored my desired goods for. That is this - or at least how it should be viewed.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
It's okay deanox. I was just curious if Pert was on board yet. If so, while I am fully aware list management isn't part of his mandate, and absolutely shouldn't be, my suggestion was that one experienced football administrator could give advice to a strutting newbie about best practices and serving the interests of a footy club rather than a personal ego. That is all.
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Farewell Jesse Hogan
Where's Gary Pert at the moment? I feel like he should be having a quiet friendly word in the ear of Bell about what's what.