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I think we could probably get a trade out of him. He'd make Richmond's list, where he could get a game with his brother when the two aren't injured.

If he were that great, St Kilda would have taken him. Or are they that stupid?

Why wasn't he the number 1 pick then?

It's the people who start threads that you need to pay the least attention to.

It's the prominent posters you need to avoid paying attention to.

Win this week against St Kilda and it makes up for the Essendon game. At best we'll be break even after next week.

What's all this then? This thread is getting rather silly.

Wow Essendon are terrible. If we miss the 8 by a game, I will be so [censored] off.

6. Vince. Played a massive midfield role AND kicked 3 goals. 5. Gawn. Another stellar ruck performance plus 2 goals and some key defensive marks. 4. Viney. An absolute bull who also flies the flag for his team-mates. 3. Tyson. His first really good game this year. 31 possessions and 2 goals 2. McDonald. Held down defense exceptionally. His disposal is the only thing stopping him from being elite. 1. Garlett. The best forward on the ground all night.

Commentators can't "can't help but feel for" Alex Rance. What about Jack Watts? Whatever Rance has endured, Watts has endured more. Much more.

Serious dog act from Alex Rance. And Viney comes in to fly the flag. Love it. Watts kicks the sealer. Striking Watts is like kicking a pet puppy.

Commentators are in deadset love with Trent Cotchin.

After Pedersen's first game against the Dees, his courage has come on in leaps and bounds. Now it's absolutely beyond reproach.

Anyone else notice that Jones is now "just another midfielder" for us? That is a very good thing.

Ugh.

Gawn gets a quick gather in a contest, quick handpass finds its way to Tyson. That was Gawn's goal.

The key to a good Clint Bizket post is to criticise good players and mention luck a lot.

Can someone teach Jayden Hunt the rules of footy?

Our ability to be challenged and respond is really great so far tonight. Very un-Melbourne-like.

You think you've got it bad. I've only got four beers left. Wait...make that three.

Soul crushing goal by Bernie Vince there on the halftime siren. Oh wait, Richmond supporters have no souls. So it's ok.

Rance has ducked into it looking for the free. Got the free, but also hurt his head. What else should he expect?

GAWNY!!!!

Buggy has got a fair bit of c*nt in him. I like it!

Wrong. Dumb mistakes means Richmond is lucky to be so close.