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Jeez Bowza, that was courageous. Hopefully it's just a bit of nervous damage (otherwise known as a stinger).

There you go Fritta!!! That's how we do it.

Damn that was class from Judd McVee.

Gawn needs to meet him halfway. If Gawn is remaining stationary and Grundy is simply taking the available space then fair play. Gawn needs to be more proactive.

Goody should put him on early in the 3rd for Laurie. Why wouldn't you exchange an ammo's level player for a proven silky mid with great skills?

Disagree. Players are having cracks at goal and missing when they should be handing it off to players in better positions. That's nerves. They all want to be the man to fix our forward line issues, when the way to do it is to hit someone in a good spot with low pressure on them so they can kick it. It's not a hard concept to grasp but in the heat of the moment we all seem to go to pot and spray it.

Thank god for our full forward and centre-half-forward Eddie Langdon and Jack Viney for kicking the goals for us tonight. Honestly lads that was atrocious. Surely this isn't the gameplan? Either the players are absolute morons or the coaching staff are. I don't care which but we need to figure it out pronto.

Where are the deft knock-ons and measured kicks into the 50 we saw plenty of vs Carlton when there was nothing on the line? I think the players freak out under pressure and revert to garbage habits. Strange for a premiership winning team but I guess that's where we're at. Ultimately these bad habits are the fault of the coaches though I suppose.

Cmon Nibbler you ripper!

Wait for him to get Melbourne'd (yes, I'm bringing it back.)

Bailey Laurie, Charlie Spargo, Ed Langdon, please get out of my football side.

Sorry but Bailey Laurie is awful.

Nah we're playing sshhiittee and not taking our ample chances.

Great passage of play, but look where we kick it to - the pocket, which may as well be the 10th row. Looks like it's the exact same Melbourne we saw last year. No difference whatsoever.

Gosh Papley is good. It's not that hard to be accurate now is it Fritta and Spargs?

What is going on with Bailey Fritsch's goal-sense?

I'm really not seeing it with Bailey Laurie. Blake Howes looks unready at the moment too.

Sydney is clogging up our forward line very well. We're going to need to be intelligent with our disposal to kick goals tonight.

Checked the packaging and it says “pristine Norwegian fjords” on it so think I’m ok.

At home on the tele with a glass of brandy and some fine cheese and smoked salmon. I like to play up the stereotype on occasion :)

We should try to expose his lack of marking ability. He'll get completely outmarked by Gawn and Schache hopefully.

…it will still not affect our Round 1 winning streak.

If he doesn't come on this year, I'd entertain the trade. He has all the tools, but hasn't really taken the next step after promising to be a mini-Petracca in 2021. We should be seeing him perform like the Carlton praccy game regularly. If he can do that, he'll get a boatload of money from us and have no reason to leave as he'll be locked into the side as a starting mid.

Exactly. A bump is a theoretically safe way to diffuse all that kinetic energy. You can't tackle someone while running at full pace in the opposite direction. A bump, executed correctly is sometimes the only option to avoid injurious contact.

Oh absolutely, but there's 4K and then there's 4K. I'll wait till the footy season starts and maybe do a month of the 4K package to see if it's good enough to justify.