Chook

Reality TV and the Demons. My 2 great loves united in 1 ridiculous thread.

This bloke loves horses more than is quite appropriate for a human being in my humble opinion.

If I'd had a billion concussions and was just now starting to play good footy, I'd put my contract discussions on hold too…even if I played for the Melbourne Footy Club (which we all know I'd never leave in a million years but don't tell them that just in case I'm drafted as a mature-age rookie or something).

Petracca will be miles ahead of Brayshaw once both are done.

I'll gladly give him another playing contract if he can prove his worth off-field like this.

... and the free agents will come

I was told on BigFooty by some very involved Eagles supporters that we shouldn't judge by possessions alone. I countered that this must surely mean that Schofield would have stopped Tommy McDonald's goal in the dying minutes instead of being completely unsighted. Not much in the way of a response.

In fairness, we didn't win a game without Jim Stynes in the side from Round 18, 1987 – Round 5, 1998.

Just wait a month...

2017 That's when.

Notice the backward steps and overall defensive posture. It's indicative of a dog that has been abused by its master. One must assert one's position, after all...

Your wish is my command. Excuse the analogue quality. I'm not Fox.

...unprecedented.

Not sure. I bet Fred Fanning knows the reason.

Copy and paste, mate.

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So, like, a bee's d then? Cause that's all the space he actually needs.

Do you really want to give the racists more ammunition?

Seems not. There's a gaping hole in the soul of that footy club that no amount of premierships can fill.

It'll be hard to do this year though; hawthorn seems hell-bent on knocking over an even bigger hoodoo. Believe it or not, they've never won four premierships in a row.

That's straight out of Mr. Robot that one.

I recall a pretty good win against the Saints in '06.