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Biffen, one of your best posts !!

Dear Uncle Bitter as you have been lauded as a fine teacher I wonder if you could instruct me as to a problem which is vexing me each and every time I go on the Land.... That picture advertisement on the right home page with two buxom blondes has me befuddled! The inscripted message "Play Now" has me further intruigued. As a well travelled Gent does anything like this exist in the quiet hamlet of Romsy! I hope you can assist as I am feeling more than a little concerned about this type of add appearing on Demonland! Yours PF!

LOL Danny Corcoran another acolyte who has his head in the sand. Hows this gem in the HUN this morning " As for Hird, Corcoran said, punishment was warranted but not a life sentence" well if this is the case Danny why then does he not apologise for the warranted punishmnent??? Therin lies the TRUE problem he cant and won't because of his Ego problems! Sad, arrogant, people all who were involved! Don't have to look for scapegoats, there aren't any .... just look in the mirror and the truth is right there if you can handle it!

As I said "Ginormous Ego" that still is clouding judgements!

James Hird is a victim no doubt about it!! He is a victim of his own ginormous never say die EGO! I believe that his inability to accept any ANY blame, responsibility, and apologise for bringing the game into disrepute and accept that the buck stops at the top is the catalyst to his current position. I actually have little pity for him until he can do this! His dulusionality is palpable! I hope his Club and supporters can move on. He might not ever!

To all my great pals on Demonland, Uncle, Daisy, Hemmingway, Redleg, Beezle, Earl Hood,Biffen and even Dazz;le man, and anyone else who I have not mentioned Have a good one with Family and an even better 2017 cheers PF "I wish I knew what I wanted to be, when a wanted to be what I am today"

Riddle me this, Did you do that?? Ahhahhar Do it again In time No, Now! IN TIME

Just as an interesting aside, I see Barack Obama saying that he plans for a manned Mars landing sooner than later. Maybe Jimmy Innocent can go set up a tribunal so that he can clear his name. He can then claim that intergalactic Law, Transcends anything Planet Earth decides!! At least then he can say that there is no way in the world the players are guilty. By any Logic Watson gives back his Brownlow! Mars Becons!!

Whilst Uncle Bitter had taken the blades of his ride on mower and instead attached ostrich feathers for a 'Jolly Good Feathering" !!

And don't get me started with my Sandy Drive in stories!! Some good uns in there as well! Dont worry, Uncle Bitter will top that. I think the closest Romsey ever had to a Drive in theatre was parking your car outside a Retravision store and watching the TV's In the front!

I don't know, I added a starsky and Hutch stripe to a white HT Holden in the late seventies and the girls thought I was a sensation!! Plenty wanted to do a round with the FENCE!! No strings attached!!

Sometimes the ugliest girls are the hottest dancers! And then there is the After match!! I think Uncle Bitter would agree with this!!

I feel a bit nervous, I feel a bit strange! Like i'm in a pay phone, without any change!!!

The beard has taken over!

I AM IN SHOCK CLARRY CHOO CHOO HAS BEEN DROPPED AFTER A BLOOD AND GUTS PERFORMANCE LAST WEEK! I CANT BELEIVE IT!

Yeah!! Agree Moonman gotta lurve it!

LOL Gentlemen, But it was a fine day in Romsey, Daylesford and Ballarat! We will leave Trentham out of the equation for now! Although Trentham Golf Course is a lovely course!!

Dear Uncle Bitters, went passed palatial Romsey today ( on business) and spied a gent on the side of a hill on some acreage sunning himself on the Balcony of a palatial mansion with two cucumbers over his eyes sipping a beverage of some description in a state of absolute euphoria! Not sure why but i thought of you!!!

Third rounder be buggered! Paul Connors is an " Astute" player manager. If he has done his homework he would have sussed out that in view of Essendrugs Zero Duty of care and flagrant flaunting of rules, means that any player suspended has an excellent case to put before the league if not the Courts for Unsafe workplace and as result suspension which has then provided player and manager with a "Free agent" clause. I would think that the AFL being heartily embarrased by their inept handling of the issue from the start, would not want a player manager threatening court action to free his client from an unprofessional and unsafe workplace. SOOOOO WINNER WINNER WINNER!!! We get him FOC ( Free of Charge) Ah, just the way Fence likes it!

The same thing he said about Jack Trengove.

Look at the influence of Dangerfield to Geelong! and I regard Fyfe as a better palyer! And you want to quibble over Cost?? Sheeit offer him what he wants and chase HARD!

"Everyones Innocent here don't you know that"?? Andrew Dufrense "Remember Uncle Hope is a good thing maybee the best of things, and no good thing ever dies" "Doctor Doctor give me the news, I gotta bad case of watching the Aussie cricket team Lose! "What a lovely day for an exorcism" Regan in The Exorcist! "I said Momma wer'e all Crazy now" Slade Anyone else like to add to our "Friday Night Looney Night?"

I hear your footsteps walking down the wicket to the middle of the Pitch I tossed it up you had no clue I have you as we go two up thats right Your feeble mind your dodgy blade I feel your guilt as I take another wicket here tonight!! I gotta lonely feeling that I hearin ...... The sounds of Goodbye!! The sounds of Gooodbyyyeeee!! ( To the tune of "The sounds of Goodbye" Kamahl!

The Red Fox is my equivalent to the Bible! Classic!!

It sounds like a case for our intrepid CSI Come on doowwwn Uncle Bitter!