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So when he plays well and I acknowledge it isn't right??? Ok Ill shut up about Oscar then and let others decide!

Gee I have been very vocal won't make it etc etc, but never let it be said that I don't acknowledge a good performance, even a very good one! I thought today was Oscars best game for the club!! No ifs or but's he still bothers me and the jury from my piont of view is well and truly out but I must say..... Oscar, Very good game indeed! PF

Dear Uncle I got given a home made Shiraz called "Dirty Olman", circa 2011 I have had a glass of this previous and it tasted great. Given your social contacts and ability to move in ever diminishing rare circles of confounded conolutions, I wondered being of simlar volition to the main entreaty! Have you ever come across this delicious Drop?

Hey Uncle Bitter, I reckon Romsey would be as cold as a mother in laws kiss today! I hope you have several tons of logs on the fire and enjoying your usual cut price quaffer!

At least Hemmingway, both you and I retained some semblance of dignity and rare humility, not to mention literary credo!

As long as the goods are not "Second Hand" then I'll trust the the handling fee is not tainted but a true reflection of cutting out the middle man! I reckon Biffen, Hemmingway,Earl Hood , Daisy Cutter, and Moonshadow, maybe even Dieter might all be intersted in acquiring a Little extra something! given your knowledge and procurement of such items!

Dear Uncle I have a very serious question for you. On the home page there exists an Advertisement for Stelly.com for an item known as a " Playsuit" Tell me uncle.. know you of this garment and what is it's intended use!??

Very Nice James, but still lacking one key part. An apology for your part in the demise and heartbreak for supporters and players. Until that happens, well mate you will go round and around without ever being rid of the guilt which plays a key part in your demise!

Uncle just look at it this way, what goes around comes around! It was clearly your turn! When you win Tattslotto, I'll be the first around with some celebratory "Beverages"

Cummins a lot quicker than pedestrian Bird, Good selection IMV

Essendope, the perenial present that just keeps on giving!

Mitchell Marsh has played ( hopefully his last test match Pizz poor bowler ( 2 overs at half rat power) and makes a duck when we really needed him to stand up! Pizz of lightweight!

Purgatory was an "Avant Garde" Classic movie made in 99 I think. Eric Roberts was in it a pretty underated actor IMV.Yes you are correct It reminded me of some episodes of Star Trek AKA "For the world is hollow, but I have touched the sky" also shades of Twilight zone and even Sci Fi Classic Westworld! Certainly ofbeat but very cleverly done. Hadn't seen it for ages but a definate Classic! Check out this one "Quatermass and the pit" available all good JB Stores. Now back to Business to gain manor entry, what if I chucked in a case of pepperjack, Kate Bush in Babooshka outfit and my Schhhintelating company??? Going Going......

Bahh Haa haa ha Nice one LOL! Also you would find my company at the Manor "Illuminating" particularly given my bountiful offerings, Picked Octopus, Blue Vien Cheese, Blue Banner Picked Onions, Russian Salami and a range of eclectic foods fit for the king of the manor! Did I also mention plenty of Pepperjack shiraz and Irish Whiskey??

Hey Uncle what is a similar establishment in beautiful down town Romsey?? Let me guess, Mrs Slibeth's Pie shop??

Drive past one every day on way to work . Alsways seems to be a lot of cars in the carparks. Also plenty in the sidestreets as well. Never actually been inside one what are they like Daisy??

Hopping Dick's Electrodes, sounds like one of those appliances you might find/buy in Sexyland!

Outhouse, you mean!!!

Dear Uncle I am free and happy to BYO If the waitress is happy to serve me all day?? Home Cinema?? What size might I ask??

It really does Irk me to open the little paper and every second day there is a story on this, that and every other thing to do with Essendope! I'ts like a continued hard luck story that has made good! Save me!!! In reality this mob should have been eradicated from the game entirely! What are the press doing pumping up at every opportunity this cesspool of a club??

Just come back from Tassy recently and was absolutely shocked to pull into a Petrol station and recieve "Old style" Free driveway service, not limited to 1 Petrol pump attendance 2 Tyre pressure checked 3 Fluid levels checked 4 A smile and good luck for the rest of my stay In shock I pulled outa that station with a silly grin on my face as I remember in my distant past the way things were before self service stuffed everything up! Hey Uncle Bitter do you still recieve 'Full Service" in Fair Romsey??

Hmm an interesting perspective, hard rock outfit Deep Purple released this album in 2003 ( and yes they are still going strong!

As Red said " Rehabiltated? Now let me see... I don't understand what that word means"!! Quote: Shawshank Redemption ( one of the greatest movies of all time!!! Unquestionably) Annnnnnd Rehabilitated ?? Nar no laughing in heaven for me!

Evening all, Just back from "Ban" what;s been going on??

Patrick Smith was once a feared fast bowler for Prahran! Now a feared Journo who has just aced the JACK!