Same!!! I hate Essendon so much more than any other side.
My reverse order of hate goes like this:
1. The oldest football club in the world, the team of the red and the blue, the mighty Dees.
(Daylight)
2. What I call the ‘peloton’ ie. every other side bar Melbz and Essendon.
(three Lapland summers, ie. 24/7 daylight)
3. Those vile mouth-breathing, bottom-feeding drug cheats.