BoBo

I’m going to unreasonably infer that this post means the deal is done and he’s coming to Melbourne.

And the photo in your post is where? 🧐

Now’s your chance demonlanders. Get those professional headshots in.

We’ve got Heath now and 5 available on the bench. JVR stays in the forward line. Needs to get his average over 1.5 this year. Career average is 1.3.

Oh thank god you edited this, I couldn’t understand the original post, haha. Get rid of academy picks/father son. Give everyone equal access to all players coming through!

I’ll be severely mildly miffed for at least 24 hours

My favourite real marketplace fail is: Buyer: hello is this still available? Seller: Yes it is Buyer: Who are you? Seller: huh? Buyer: please stop messaging. Seller: you messaged me??? Buyer: STOP MESSAGING ME I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE People are wild.

Why would West Coast do this deal? I’ve heard this mentioned and I don’t understand what the benefit is

I’d assume clubs could put in clauses for this scenario but players would have to accept it. Unless the AFL comes in and says ‘player contracts with their old clubs are void if a player requests a trade and it goes through’

Tracc for Isaac Humpries. Straight swap.

Well Riley Beveridge needs to stop being so negative then.

2024 played 11 games for 19 goals 2025 played 22 games for 36 goals. So 33 games for 55 goals which is averaging more or less 1.67 goals a game. His career average is 1.68 I’ll take over 1.5 goals a game for a couple of years.

This is the most suspicious thing you’ve said. …. Are you sure you’re a Melbourne supporter…🧐🧐🧐🧐

Yup. Draft picks alone cannot lift or sustain a club. Have to be able to trade in good players too which we a bereft of. Humphrey, not draft picks.

2026: B. Humphrey, Melbourne, 40 Brownlow votes.

What would be a pass mark for you? Would you take an average of 1.5 goals a game for the season? Assuming we actually improve our delivery I50 that is.

It’s sorted then. We all agree. No Humphrey. No Tracc. Let’s go.

It’s pretty much as explicit FU to the club without literally saying FU let’s be real here

Geelong have made an offer for Curnow 😂 😂 😂 3 first round draft picks to Carlton.

Geelong offering Carlton 3 first round picks for Curnow

Hunner

We’ll help you out Leek. Come home.

It reads like ‘look you can just take Heath, but how funny would it be if you only gave us…’

Would be the climax of the season if they maximised their game time together to play to a supramaximal level. Actions speak louder than words though which is a maxim hopefully they both adopt.

Meathyyyyyyyyyy