Rab D Nesbitt

It wasn’t long ago that Lachie Neale was apparently very keen to get back to WA again until suddenly he wasn’t. Things change.

I don’t know if Cranbourne is Amish country but we need a good old barn raising so that our forwards can spend their summer trying to hit the side of it.

His head would explode. I like it.

Future 3rd + signed Harry Petty 2021 (or 2024 future) premiership guernsey with certificate of authenticity.

Perhaps this has been dropped as a distraction from the fact there's SFA happening in trade week.

I'd prefer the recent tradition of opening our season with a big win against the dogs at the G.

I'd keep Petty if only to spite Kane Cornes.

Just got home and turned on the game. What's with the air raid siren at the end of the quarter?

Definitely a joke ET. I would never suggest we trade Sparrow and Brayshaw. Swallow and Bradshaw on the other hand.....

Pick 6, Swallow and Bradshaw.

JVR and Petts should be our twin tall combo moving forward and I'd be looking to pay them whatever it takes within our means to keep it that way.

I stand corrected, Pennant St! I lived in Leinster for a bit but being a coffee drinker didn't take much notice.

Justin Reid has now threatened to go on a hunger strike if we don't trade Harry Petty to the Crows.

Strange he'd nominate them without having a conversation first about whether they want / have space for him on their list.

Quality human being is our Benny and I'd love to see him have an injury free run in the final year of his contract.

In other news, how long is a piece of string?

Conor McKenna has just told Brisbane that he wants to go home again because the Guinness here doesn't taste the same (true) and the last food parcel from home went missing in transit so he's run out of Barry's Tea.

I’m always hearing on here that footballers (round ball) are all soft AF but try telling that to a Nigerian that’s plying his trade in Vladivostok or a Colombian playing in Helsinki. I wonder if these guys that run down their contracts because they miss their mum are the same ones you see on docos that are still being breastfed when they’re in primary school.

WC could do the same as when you're buying a house in Scotland and have sealed bids. Open them on draft night and the best bid wins.

I don't think I've come across any other professional sport where so many players are homesick for places that are an hour or so away by air or a few hours by road with exactly the same culture, food and language.

Lots of water to pass under the bridge on this one. Sydney convinced Papley to stay when it looked like he was on the way to Carlton.

Hi DJ. The ground is an hour by road from the centre of the city and judging by last years AFLW Grand Final holds around 8,000. It would be like us relocating to Casey if they decided to redevelop the G.

Guinness on tap in the bar outside the Jim Stynes Room on Level 2 of the Olympic Stand.

Would he be worth a 1 or 2 year deal if in "a purely football act" his elbow were to somehow connect with the eye socket of Maynard the next time he lined up on him?

The guy deserves respect if only for punching Gary Rohan in the mush (allegedly) during the Queensland hub.