Fritta and Turner

Actually I am some what surprised that there is not an Academy or Institute for umpires.

It has been 50 years so shouldnt we be a metrestick instead of a yardstick?

Do you mean Jack Bell?, the ex St Kilda rookie?

At 30+ years he is too young for the Cats. He was ok living in Melb for 10+ years but now the Tigers are facing a re build he wants to go. Perhaps he is just trying to do the right thing by his club.

Should have picked Spargo

Thanks for that, brings back memories. If he could have he would have.....😁

Do we give Roo a taste against Norf?

I suppose Bowey got up and played on whereas Foley didn't. Hence 1 game vs 2 games. Feel sorry for kade as there was no malice in it.....

See McGovern has been fined $1k for rough conduct on Jay

Barass - play him at full forward coz we are good at kicking it too him

Is he worth a Nos 1 pick?

Is that our biggest win over the Eagles (and their lowest home score)?

I have a memory of an unexpected win at Princes Park that paid for the Dees trip away. (The boys played like men possessed)

Hey, watch your mouth.....(they were on my bubble gum cards)

Roo Ted?

Right, cop this. When I was in the Soviet Union in 1985, near Lake Baikal, a fellow traveller on the Trans Siberian Railway said to me : Melbourne have won. (Fancy making a long distance call from the USSR to Australia to get the footy scores - thats committment).

Hens teeth were stolen by aliens in a flying saucer. Naturally my camera was broken at the time so I have no proof. (I cheated on the photo, it is a shot out of a video, thats why he looks slightly blurry)

I have been watching the Flight Attendant....there are flash backs forwards ups and downs, lots of drinking, noise, shouting etc....I think it would be just as enjoyable if you played the episodes out of order (see also Killing Eve)

If lifes baggage is a heavy as a ships cargo, lighten the load by following Charlie Spargo (work in progress; don't give up my day job)

I thought it was a cliche back in the 70's - as in a player has struggled the whole preseason but 10 days out from game 1 some unknown club functionary is quoted as saying 'He will be cherry ripe for round 1'

Could we get his head through the door. Bucks might struggle not being head banana. Remember Barass and Jordan both trying to coach from the bench?

I remember Ted standing on the wing with 2 Richmond players. One of them goaded Ted. Ted obliged. There was much blood. The other Richmond player just looked at his team mate and dismissively waved him to the bench.

Now tell us how you really feel.

Agree. Tomlinson a late in for lever, Melks the sub. Not sure why Mitch Brown is in the squad.