Smokey

Sitting on the couch in front of my enormous TV with a fridge full of extremely cold beers

Be good if we could avoid clickbait thread titles on DL so I don't waste a single minute of my day on Tom Morris

I know it was just a praccy, but we looked several classes above an apparent “contender” yesterday. Trent Rivers is about to have a huge season.

Love his little dig at KC in the intro

We should be aiming for harm minimization via quality control and using the tax revenue generated for education on using certain substances safely. Things like cannabis, MDMA and cocaine should absolutely be legal (although I would draw a line in the sand with meth). I think you'll find alcohol produces more social issues than any other substance. Anyone opposed to drug legalization should by virtue be pro alcohol prohibition.

Climax

Standing in a pub amongst oppo supporters with a pint in each hand

There is only 1 true pass mark

This has absolutely made my day

Cracking report. Thanks mate!

ML and AI are two different things

Is it just me or is u23 an oddly specific number?

Guys, the thick reference probably isn't the "thick as two short planks" type, it's more likely to be in relation to the increased muscle mass he's come back to training with

Is this article conjecture, or have the club been quoted along these lines?

I'm mostly concerned with how Robbo's words could bother anyone this much. Robbo comes across as a bloke that has a bottle of shiraz for breakfast every day, why would his subpar analysis surprise anyone? The only reason he still has a job is because his words spark furious debate like this. Don't get sucked in!

I read a million a year with Collingwood covering 300k Fantastic result of true

How does our community benefit from disparaging a young bloke in this way? I’m glad we don’t [censored] dead horses in this manner around here (often at least) Note: that’s a very precious word to censor DL. I mean it’s in the dictionary after all, hardly offensive!

Why not? Not every good player that comes through is going to be a demon for life, that’s the reality of footy. Nothing wrong with developing young talent and then cashing in when they turn 21 in trades. Sure, it didn’t completely work out value wise with jacko this time, but it’s swings and roundabouts with these sort of things. In recent history, we’ve been the overall beneficiary in more trades than we haven’t. I would be furious is we passed on a great draft opportunity because we were concerned they’ll leave in 2-3 years for home. Re: Jacko - I don’t rate freo as highly as most, and I think them falling off a cliff like we did in 2019 is certainly a possibility. If that happens, suddenly this jacko trade is nothing short of elite for us. Time will tell.

Here’s to freo falling off a cliff next year and finishing bottom 6 🍻 People will whinge about this trade, but we did as well as we could have here. What really matters is what we end up with over the next two days

Almost read the article until I saw it was authored by a dirty gambling company. Neds (and their counterparts) can GAGF.

Geelong will get another 142 million from the government. We will continue to train on a public park while begging for less.

I think I’m gonna be sick 🤢

If we're looking at flags in the next two years, the fact Petty is our succession plan for May is irrelevant because May is playing great footy. Petty can always be switched back to defence when that times comes if it were necessary. Getting a look at the upside of Petty up forward makes complete sense. Strong mark (not a two-grabber like most of our forwards), strong presence and can kick the footy. Makes complete sense to me. There's no doubt our staff are workshopping it

Having the best seconds team bodes well for the seniors over the next 3 years at least. Nice

Have Brisbane ever won a final in Melbourne before? A 3-peat would be pretty hard without it lol We finished 9th in 2020, by the way. You type with the coherence of a drunk 90 year old.