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Engorged Onion

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Everything posted by Engorged Onion

  1. Not that I’m superstitions, but has anyone else noticed ,I think the 3 times that Kozzie has kicked the first goal of matches*, we’ve gone on to lose… perhaps this should be in the ‘breaking embarrassing records thread’ *could just be confirmation bias
  2. 1000% this. We're just making up numbers... The "Is Goodwin the right guy" thread can then be reinstated for some good quality chat.
  3. Yeah, but a) it will be great debate next year when we are top 4 again and the heightened anxiety around can we be the first to go out 3x straight sets - I mean "how embarrassment!" b) The thread of When will Melbourne break these Embarrassing Records, will get another notch.
  4. Whats the general consensus on how the midfield would go if we didn't have Gawn (or Grundy) 'dominating' hitouts... would we win more clearances, due to an ability to shark the opponents hitouts?
  5. Bandi, my old mate - what do you think the selection logic is? Serious Question.
  6. IF HE DOESN'T DO A PUBLIC APOLOGY - DELIST HIM! 😈
  7. Mmmm, you don't think both parties came to an arrangement 6 weeks ago (if not longer)... they're not NOT discussing with him, nor are the 'signaling' to him.
  8. (I know I know... nostalgia) I used to drive up from Portland (4.5 hours) to the MCG perhaps twice a year, with my father to watch, some fine work by Lovett, Tingay and Stretch.. anyway, watching Darren Cuthbertson in the curtain raiser was often the highlight of the trip! Bring em' back!
  9. I havent listened to SEN for a decade... so 😁
  10. Context of each year doesn’t matter…Unless we get a threepeat, we’ve failed? And the team has let ME down. Am I doing it right? *sorry for the condescending tone.
  11. I love your overt cynicism (and probably subscribe a touch to it) -any thoughts on why they don't do this EVERY year?
  12. That's every teams ideal @Boots and all - rarely is it like this due to defensive structures, zone defence and aerobic capacity of all players. That's why there is ostensibly ZERO one on one defence any more, unlike the 'halycon' days of 1980's and 1990's (or whenever any of you reading this was a child, pre 2000). 😁 So if it's true that it is the ideal, then, do you try to manufacture the ideal, or do you accept that you cannot really manufacture it due to those factors listed and look at other strategic ways of of winning, where an open forward line is unlikely. Looking at a range of metrics of what give you a greater percentage of chances or goal scoring opportunities (irrespective of the outcome)... closer to the boundaries and hard shots, or aim for the middle and as one consequence, get cut up on the rebound... These are the things that the great minds of the game (including Goodwin, much to the chagrin of some) ponder, whilst looking at the list in its current form and how do we get the best from a list, who have had much of the forward line either injured, or returning from injury...
  13. Chaos was the reductionist terminology used. It’s not chaotic (Hardwick and co would have loved that phrase), as the interpretation is that there is no real strategy. that is patently false. there was structure AS well as move it toward at all cost mentality - or as I’d put it - a territory game.
  14. In my opinion, It’s Fugazi. It’s a piece masquerading as insightful, and fails to highlight the times we hit people on the chest, (see all games). We have a greater number of I50’s typically due to our setup. Thus the scoring rate goes down due to density. Melbournes approach, staves off quick scoring out the back for our opponents By the very nature of a tactic, there are always ways to counter it, and Goodwin aims for risk minimisation - it’s why we have been in the top 4 for 3 years, and with the exception of Essendon this year all games have been lost by less than 2 kicks and we typically comfortably have more scoring shots. This is the risk vs the reward. 5 years ago none of us in our lifetime could have dreamed of our consistency… and we have it, yet some are not quite nuanced enough to see why there is the approach taken FWIW - The media highlights these things as a simple remedy… and it ain’t that simple because they don’t delve into the costs of changing strategy. *there needs to be 2 acknowledgements, one the quality (of all) opposition, which of course being the national league, is really very good, thus their structures are great. secondly, our forward line has had to be restructured numerous numerous times throughout the year and thus leading patterns are not as refined. so it’s both structure/strategy and personnel as to why it’s adopted. and I know we all know about the injuries to forward personnel, I’m confused why people fail to see it as a significant contributing factor… YET we still lose by under 2 kicks.
  15. Surprised Maynard didn't get 5 votes from Fly, seeing as how much influence one bloke had on the outcome of a the game.
  16. How many [censored] lawyers are there in this place 🤷‍♂️😂
  17. @binmanintuitively it makes sense that there is a response from people who invested every thing to become an afl player. You live your playing life in a bubble and no one else ‘quite gets it’ no one else understands the ‘rigours’ and what they had to put their body through. Because they were institutionalised by their peers, coaches, club stalwarts and the media, that glory comes through physicality and pain. and if you don’t quite get it, how can you understand the lived experience of what it takes, and the acceptance of brutality and that collisions are ‘part of the sport’ that made ‘me’ who I am? it’s an affront to the identity of those players who are less self reflective and less evolved that culturally we have shifted as a society.
  18. Funny, I thought the same thing - Horn, whom I rate as a journalist, left me a little gobsmacked with that last bit.
  19. Not sure if this has been posted earlier. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2023/sep/11/concussion-an-issue-afl-cant-afford-to-smother
  20. I disagree whole heatedly 😁, its a method that has meant we have been in the top 4 for effectively 3 seasons... Disappointing when it doesn't come off.. sure... the method is not the problem, our inaccuracy on the night was.
  21. No bombing.. but kick it long to Max because he is floating and his strength is marking? I'm confused. That looks good on the intercept... but when we are having repeat entries... as per every single game.. all of a sudden kicking to our strengths becomes an interpretation of long bombing...
  22. Wonder if Collingwood supporters things Bucks has it in for them?

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