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It's all a beat up by vexed Essendon supporting journos. It was known at the time TB-4 was banned, under the "not approved for human use" clause. If they bothered to inquire, as they are required to by the WADA code they're signed up to, they would have been told "it's banned for use by athletes." It was banned then, banned while EFC used it, banned still to this day. There is nothing new in this except that ASADA eventually got around to listing the drug explicitly by name rather than category. It's like saying murder wasn't listed as a crime on the Vic Police website until the day before they went to arrest me for that murder I did a few years back. I must be innocent then!

It is somewhat surprising what the auto censor will and won't allow through. You can't [censored] your finger on a needle. You can't give a saucer of milk to your [censored] cat. The captain of a ship can't [censored] his sailors wit ha whip. It's got me buggered.

Well then .... then puts a sock in the narrative. Instead of us being so hopeless we can't even attract an injury prone small forward, the new plot line is, we have done our bit to screw over our oldest enemy. GO DEMONS!!!

He was referring to Kent. It seems like a lot of time and effort and expense just to end up with an injury prone small forward on a 3 year deal. After we'd booted one such for wanting a 3 year deal. I concede that Elliott is the more dangerous player, but not by so much that it's worth all the palaver. All moot now anyway.

I can't work out why we let go of one injury prone small forward due to his wanting a 3 year contract, only to then go after another injury prone small forward, with the sweetener that we'll give him a 3 year contract to prise him away from his current club.

Bloke goes out golfing and on the second hole, hits his ball into the bushes. He goes in to find it and there it is, lying next to a lady golfer with a huge lump on her head. She's dead. And it's his wife! Six months later he's out playing again. Second hole, hits his ball into the bushes. Exactly the same spot. He breaks down crying. His playing partner says "I'm sorry mate. I'm so sorry. Try not to be hard on yourself. You know she'd want you to keep playing." Our guy says, "no, no. It's not that. Last time I hit it in there, I took a ten!"

All well and good, but what does the Premiership Microwave Oven have to say? Not to mention the Premiership FM Radio?

"So, umm ... I thought we were going to tour the facilities" "We are!" "So .... when?" "We're doing it now! Right here is the club bar bell. We're hoping to get some weights for it next year." "........... this is it? These are the facilities?" "Yep!" "Hmmm. Right. Yeah .... Oh well. I don't want to make a bust of this trip. I suppose I can sit in on interviews with our draft hopefuls." "Now over here is the club exercise bike. Don't worry about the pedals, we're having a whip round to see if we can get ... Eric .... Eric .... Eric! Where are you going? ...... Eric?"

He won't stack the dishwasher when it's his turn and he's always leaving the dunny seat up

Player managers are not known for being completely honest with the meeja. Or clubs. A guessing game leads to higher prices. You know a player's moved when you see them in the new jumper. Until then it's all guesswork for the unwashed masses.

This has been reported so many times over the years people have started to believe it. Judd was no 1 that year and Cotchin no 2. Martin went at 19 and Trengove wasn't drafted at all that year.

Again we failed Opportunities were missed It was not our brand

Don't incite violence.

I might be fully on board, depending on what exactly you mean by "get"

Mrs Mackintosh, home ec? Or Mr Delaney, chemistry?

I want to be Mick Jagger. GNGGNGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGN NGGGNNNGGNNGNNGNGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHH! Nup. Something's going wrong. Must try harder. NGNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (etc)

So then ... who from amongst our illustrious DL posters will be chairman? Vice? Plus six other spots up for grabs, remembering that we want to be well represented by women, minorities, Collingwood supporters other community interests.

Well done MFC, on managing this with the dignity that NJ deserves.

3. They squander this and ruin the careers of 4 footballers for no reason, then the AFL gift them even more picks and they become a super team comparable to GWS and the AFL have both of their darlings in the top 4 for years to come. (rinse and repeat)

Teeming hordes in red and blue pouring into Gosch's as I type. Cops concerned about riots, civil disobedience. Stock markets plummeted. Premier kept notified of developments.

As a permanent monument to your pride and folly, they will deliberately leave them unmerged.

It's like a golfer who can't putt. You can't win if you can't score.

"OK guys, I'd like to introduce myself. I'm the new forwards coach. Today we'll be going over some techniques ... now when I was a defender, I preferred my forward staying nice and close. You, come over here. Stand next to me ... now, see how easy it is for me to punch the ball away? Remember that. Now, going on a lead ... go for the pockets ... right next to the boundary line ... no ... no, don't go right out in front ... we want a nice tight angle ..." "Uh ... coach ... shouldn't you be teaching us the things you DON'T like a forward to do?" "Oh, you'd need a forward for that." "And ...?" "Well, the ex forwards are coaching the defenders! They can't be in two places at once! Now, playing from behind. I used to love it when my forward played from behind ... now watch carefully ..." (fade to black)

We're famous!!! https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/26/sports/afl-football-concussions.html?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage

Yes ... but that's just what the other clubs will be expecting us to do