Ethan Tremblay

Royal sausages.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m pretty sure that’s photoshopped.

Doesn’t make much cents to me.

Trial by media strikes again.

Apparently they couldn’t fit his head on the coin.

We’ve made the mistake of not putting their heads on a $1 coin before? I’m guessing because it’s legal tender and also not a decision made by the club.

Gotta spend money to make money.

“338” is the police radio code for a “sudden death.” I might skip watching the game.

I get it. I mean, it’s a little funny and good on him, but have to draw the line somewhere. $1500 seems excessive though. Must inclusive of the additional MFC player tax.

I said fixture, so taken into account the draw and the travel as well. They’ve had a very easy run.

St Kilda were always going to come down. They had a glorious run fixture wise to begin the season.

Tim Tams are only good for throwing at peasants.

Lawyers charge in 6 minute blocks.

Meh… it’s still a joke. Have to say, haven’t overly enjoyed this season so far. Instead of just being able to sit back and enjoy the game, I find myself on edge with every contest due to the ridiculousness of the umpiring.

Well… it was clear Dill, until the MRO and Tribunal made it unclear. But yes, tap yourselves on the back and tell each other you’ve done an amazing job.

Can’t wait for next weeks episode.

Powell is a wet lettuce leaf. You don’t win friends with salad.

His actions were reasonable but a reasonable player would deem them to have been unreasonable. Are we living in a simulation? This can’t be real.

Ego is the reason the tribunal upheld the ban.

I’ve been told Ballard identifies as a football. Play on.

“A reasonable player would have foreseen…” who the [censored] is this reasonable player? The reasonable persons test is fair however completely incorrectly applied in this situation.

1: A player is allowed to take their eyes off the ball, they’ll just come under more scrutiny for doing so; 2. What was JVR suppose to do in that position? He should also be allowed to protect himself. Anyone remember that time Jordan Lewis was knocked out when at Hawthorn? If JVR turns to keep his eyes on the ball, he puts himself into a really dangerous (potential injury wise) position. 3. I haven’t watched a replay of the incident, but I thought JVR’s fist made contact with the ball, I could be wrong.

They’re rooyening the game.

Tell me about it Cass! Last week at work I called a PowerPoint presentation a PowerPoint presentation instead of a “slide pack”… got told by the younger ones that they could tell I was pushing 40. #AgeIsJustANumberDontShameMe.