Ethan Tremblay

Kozzie will kick 4 and Stringer will attempt to run around Rivers when taking a shot at goal and get poleaxed. Trac will kick 6.

Negative dream-team points is something that should be celebrated.

Riewoldt with another slip-over, glorious.

I don’t normally take too much notice of games, mostly because I get distracted and bored easily but I’ve noticed a few things tonight: Riewoldt falls over a lot and Cotchin is Selwood level dirty.

Mexico, mostly.

Did BT handle the game-ball after eating dinner? It seems greasy AF.

Quite torn with this one. Richmond by far have more dislikable players and fans however seeing St Kilda fall apart in the second half and lose would also be enjoyable.

When he’s killing it in the VFL and knocking down the daw.

“AFL star’s Mums amazing $2 K-Mart hack”. The peak of Australian journalism.

Was that Jordie McKenzie kicking the first goal in the footage? Not all bloodnuts look the same, racists.

Yep, December this year he’s leaving Geelong after announcing his retirement less than two weeks ago. I’d find it odd if he’d committed to a role at the MFC.

It was the usual suspect.

Haven’t heard from @picket fence yet, I bet he’s had a heart attack.

Choosing to throw an elbow backwards is not accidental it’s careless. According to the text below Hawkins should receive at least one week.

If I played against St Kilda I reckon I’d give the ball to Zak Jones on purpose.

Being a successful takes a holistic approach, it’s not just winning games on the field, it’s also list and injury management etc. This is one of the more poorer suggestions I’ve heard in a while, so that’s saying something.

If I played for Melbourne and was loaned to Collingwood, I would definitely kick the ball towards Melbourne’s goals and pass it to Melbourne players.

Does anyone know if he is ‘flighty’ or not?

I knew we’d be 3 and zip but just didn’t tell anyone.

That’s why torture doesn’t work. They just give in and tell you what you want to hear for it to stop.

GWS are playing terrible football and we’re 2-0. Historically, this is the sort of game we’d lose. Time will tell but I have very little confidence at this stage.

It was just a fart this time.....not a shart.

I was crying so much at work that I farted. Now everyone at work is calling me sooky boy farty pants. Thanks Andy.

I’ve heard he’s fried anyway.