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Welcome to Demonland: Steven King
Congrats and welcome, Kingy [insert witty Steven King the author pun here].
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Demonstone's Ridiculous Riddle Revival
Joop!
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Welcome to Demonland: Steven King
Non-committal and wouldn’t say if he were offered the job, if he’d accept it. Holding out for Tassie is risky, I honestly believe it won’t go ahead.
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Judd McVee Contract
Well, we can decline any trade offer and force him to the draft.
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The Marcus Windhager Thread
It appears that Windhager Jamie Elliott’d us.
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Petracca & Oliver at the Dees in 2026?
I also ran it through a ChatGPT detector, came back as 99.3% likelihood of being written by AI. Loads of people use it, no need to be embarrassed.
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Petracca & Oliver at the Dees in 2026?
It was — 100% — ChatGPT’d, cuh.
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Delistings 2025
9+14+27+28+33+38+41=190. If we define a function; and in the formula, x = 190; we get ‘2026’. Make of this what you will.
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Shane McAdam v Jack Martin
Because he’d be too busy being a superstar in their AFL team?
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Shane McAdam v Jack Martin
Jack Martin is [censored]. Don’t let his one good game in every 50 blind you (as it does the media).
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Media Madness
Imagine if one of our players verbally abused a female photographer à la Bailey Smith. Crickets.
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2025 Keith "Bluey" Truscott Trophy
Again, that’s not how it works. It’s a different panel and voting system, it’s also not judged by position.
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Delistings 2025
Could the decision to announce Billings’ delisting separately simply have been an attempt of the club’s to show some additional respect for someone who played 155 games of AFL?
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2025 Keith "Bluey" Truscott Trophy
You’re judging him against himself. That’s not how it works. It’s his season judged against that of his peers.
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Delistings 2025
Nine delistings/player movements, according to my sauce.