Ethan Tremblay

Same here. Surprised to read he’s only 180cm. The Cats have their hearts set on a ginger.

Beau Woodbridge flew in to sing the anthem all the way from 1992.

Jarrod Wade?

The Chad has purchased a home in Perth. Good luck to Fremantle fitting in Warner and Kozzie.

Don’t you just hate it when a hacker gets into your X account and all they do is upload a singular image of your hammer from your mobile phone.

Exactly. Pav is still a Woodside employee (amongst other players).

I feel for the individual players like Newman. But suck [censored] Carlton.

You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look it in the mouth.

The “AFL Integrity” Unit is one of the best oxymorons I’ve come across.

And the Chad (Warner).

Dockers winning the the off-season in the pre-season

Dinner

Rib Tickler No Laughing Matter: Petracca's Injury Raises Eyebrows Melbourne, Australia – In a shocking twist for fans of the Melbourne Demons, superstar Christian “CP5” Petracca, the recipient of the prestigious Norm Smith Medal, has reportedly sustained a rib injury during a training session last week. Initial speculation suggested that Petracca “cracked” a rib during a grappling drill, sparking concern among the club's supporters. However, the claims were quickly challenged by a dedicated fan known only as “Pickett Fence,” who was spotted in a gillie suit, cleverly concealed in a bush for a closer look at the team’s training. “YOU CAN’T CRACK A RIB FROM GRAPPLING. EVER,” he insisted in a statement to our publication. Ethan Tremblay, a frequent contributor to the popular fan forum “Demonland,” and resident know-it-all, attempted to counter Pickett’s assertion, arguing that rib injuries are, in fact, quite common in grappling situations. “Actually, rib injuries are super common as a result of grappling”. Undeterred, Pickett responded swiftly, providing clarification that the injury did not even occur during grappling. The debate continued, highlighting the passionate discourse among the Demons’ fanbase. Adding his own observations to the conversation, local resident Doc Roet stated, “believe it or not, I fractured a rib leaning over one of those big wheelee bins. I had inadvertently dropped my keys into it and was kind of seesawing over it trying to reach down.” Cranky Franky, a lifelong Demon’s supporter, known for his positive outlook, stated that the, “season was already over” after hearing reports of Petracca’s injury. As the Demons prepare for the upcoming season, fans will be eager to see how Petracca’s injury impacts the team’s performance, especially after a disappointing finish in 2024. With hopes of returning to the top eight, the club is looking to bounce back stronger than ever.

Rib injuries are actually quite common in the arts of grappling.

I want every player, every coach and every member of staff by his bed side 24/7. Stat.