chook fowler

Salem’s disposals are useless

Mentored by Chris Dawes

Hopeless game plan and breathtaking incompetence. Time to fire up the microwave

Sub in Fullerton

Any chance of taking a F’ing mark

May FFS

Be interesting to see what difference HRH Kozzie makes.

Fits in to our game plan perfectly

Boy Johnson is a very limited player Common problem- so I’m told.

Big crowd- standing room only

Inexcusable miss by Fullerton

I don’t think we will win by that much.

You sure it wasn’t Woollies prices?

Like many internal problems, a good starting point is an enema

Careful Dazzle you will be in the frame for selection next week

Tries hard but does very little.

Brown has been underwhelming at Casey

His set shots were hardly reliable today. Confidence has gone.

Blah blah blah

I want a horse with no name, coz I went to the G and it gave me a pain

Melksham, Howes, AJ and Billing’s should never play again. Clarrie and Fritsch on notice. Viney and TMac should retire

Shameful

AJ is useless

Not sure how good Chunk is as a midfield coach

They will finish ahead of us