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You'd think he'd be given substantial game time against North and Free.

Nah. I taught 'em maths. And how to lie about their height.

I taught both Pat Dangerfield and Travis Boak as 17 year olds. Both 2-3cm taller now.

I'm curious: how do you get from Seattle to Gosch's on a Myki?

Yeah, well I don’t know about all of youse, but I don’t need any help to look silly.

Only one remaining - one retired.

Enjoyed a meal named after your horse in Italy a coupla months back. Maybe have a fiver each way.

Bert Newton got 'Boy' and 'Roy' mixed up also (for those old enough to remember). One minute mark:

I'll be keen to hear from track watchers in regard to the difference between our previous forward coaches (Stafford et al) and our new forward coaches (Chaplin et al). Blind Freddy could see that for the past x years there appeared to be little or no 'system'. And for goodness sake can we see JvR played as a full time forward.

Well, we all know his role for the first three matches. Unfortunately it's not new.

Fair analysis IMO. No excuses given that we'll start the season with a full and fit list unlike this year.

Not sure. We have McVee, Bowey, Salem, AMW and possibly Brown. His kicking lacks depth and I'd rank those five above Bailey.

When you're Bailey's size you need a point of difference - clever/good user, tough inside, fast, skilful. Think Bowey, Viney, Windsor, and Chandler (?). I don't see any of attributes in Laurie.

Oh no, you're telling me we have more than one?

NO. We have MJ, Fullarton, Kentfield and Sestan on our list - all untried. Tom Campbell might be tried - couldn't be worse (as a forward) than Petty. I'll say it again, no more delisted players. Success rate is close to zero across the league.