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Sylvia injured

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says in the sportal report that sylvia has an abdominal strain. well thats good now, rest him up and get him ready for a big 2008

 

I think it might be GOUT

Or maybe he is suffering liver damage?!?!?

Sort ya [censored] out Col.... We are still waiting!!!

I think it might be GOUT

Or maybe he is suffering liver damage?!?!?

Sort ya [censored] out Col.... We are still waiting!!!

Agreed Mr Sylvia is becomming his own problem in the context of a career that might never be fullfield.

 

The tanking is well and truly on.

Expect lots of players between now and next Sunday to injure themselves at training <_<


The tanking is well and truly on.

Expect lots of players between now and next Sunday to injure themselves at training <_<

Jarred Waite has just been ruled out with a headache that starts sunday afternoon.

Marc Murphy has just been ruled next week as he has to buy panadol for Waite.

Carazzo has just been ruled out as he has to drive Murphy to the pharmacy.

Gibbs has just been ruled out as he has to tell Carazzo where the pharmacist is.

Betts has been ruled out because he cant stand to see anyone with a headache.

Whitnall has been ruled out because he might want to buy some jellybeans at the chemist and ruin his diet.

O'Hailpin has been ruled out because he is upset that Whitnall can't have his jellybeans etc.

I think it might be GOUT

Or maybe he is suffering liver damage?!?!?

Sort ya [censored] out Col.... We are still waiting!!!

Yep, I saw him out again last night at 4.30am....there are too many good looking women in Melbourne. :lol:

 

Did they fly home last night?

boy that is quick

Yep, I saw him out again last night at 4.30am....there are too many good looking women in Melbourne. :lol:

Are you serious?!

What kind of state was he in...?

One more game to play. Be patient Col. <_<

Are you serious?!

What kind of state was he in...?

One more game to play. Be patient Col. <_<

He wasnt blind.

Strained his muscles from excess vomiting from hitting the [censored] hard :P

I guess that means Travis will be injured with a burst nostrel. :wacko:


Sylvia is injured ... does that count as "news"?

Sylvia is at the crossroads. He'd better hope the new coach has a use for him.

Strained his muscles from excess vomiting from hitting the [censored] hard :P

Lets hope in the off season he can keep himself in check.

He appeared to me to be a very loose cannon.

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