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The Soccer thread

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COME ON YOU SPURS!

Where's Daiblo?

 

Gunners, once again under the Radar will be near the Pointy end of the Ladder

6-1 over Everton was a nice little opener Thankyou very much.

Bring it on....

I thought the Spurs strip was ok.

Was stoked to see Cahill re sign for us, means we will hold onto him unleast until janauary :P

Stoked about Cahill I bet. But not with the 6-1 thumping at the hands of the Gunners.

Man U over Birmingham, just 1-0. Yeah, not sure about Owen. Will score a few, but I wonder if he'll be able to hold up for the entire season. I think Chelsea, and the Gunners are off to a flyer. How was Drogba's chip goal. Awesome.

Will be interesting to see how Man City go with all their buys. They look a bit weak down back at the moment.

 
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Wrong Cahill/team HT.

Yeah I was talking about Gary Cahill for Bolton, Timmy is a midfielder, we at Bolton do not have midfielders just defenders 2 meters more forward than the back 4


News:

CL:

ARSENAL 2-0 over Cetlic at Celtic park in CL game. First English team win at the piggery in 26 years. Good effort.

PREM:

CHELSEA go 1 behind again and win again 3-1 at Sunderland. Deco Blinder. Frank equals Jimmy Greaves club record as 5th all time CFC scorers on 132.

Wigan 0 - Wolves 1

MANCHESTER UNITED have been stunned by claims that Nemanja Vidic wants a move to Barcelona.

RAFA BENITEZ faces an FA rap for his comments about referee Phil Dowd following Liverpool's 2-1 loss at Spurs. Rafa has also told serial whinger Torres to Zip it after getting into another scrap on Sunday with a defender.

Transfer:

Damien Duff has signed for Fulham, better value than Viduka I say anyway.

Bolton Wanderers captain Kevin Davies has signed a one-year contract extension to commit his future to the club until 2012

Chelsea signing Nemanja Matic has arrived. The Serbian youngster joins the Blues from Slovakian outfit MFK Kosice and has penned a four-year contract.

Wednesday 19th August

Barclays Premier League

19:45 Birmingham vs Portsmouth

19:45 Burnley vs Man Utd

19:45 Hull vs Tottenham

20:00 Liverpool vs Stoke

Get in there - GG

Wrong Cahill/team HT.

:o

Yeah I was talking about Gary Cahill for Bolton, Timmy is a midfielder, we at Bolton do not have midfielders just defenders 2 meters more forward than the back 4

:D

Thanks guys.

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5-1!

We are top the league! I'll just enjoy it while it lasts

 
5-1!

We are top the league! I'll just enjoy it while it lasts

Doing ok Spurs.

As for Man Utd :mellow:

Burnley won 1-0.

Something tells me this season will be a different outcome.....for once :lol:

Update -

Fulham have lost Andy Johnson for 2 months - dislocated collarbone.

Hull will pay £4M for David Nugent from Pompey - deal should go through.

Everton spanked Sigma in the Europa league last night 4-0. Lescott didnt play due to Moyes Attitude adjustment. I reckon City have thier man......

Villa however lost 1-0 to Rapid Vienna in the Europa tie.

Pompey in talks to sign Bolton duo Danny Shittu and Gavin Mcann. I shiitu you not!

Ashley Cole signed 4 year deal to remain a Blue Boy. What he does with Mobile phones is none of my business....

As for Man U my friends - Michael Owen dead set couldnt slot a greasy stick up a pigs ar$e. I told you that upon transfer.

Now just wait for the injury - that's next.

GG


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Reckon we could purchase a left foot for Aaron Lennon?

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lol! That was literally a two minute turnaround.

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West Ham 1 - 2 Tottenham

Lennon's left foot!

West Ham 1 - 2 Tottenham

Lennon's left foot!

Saw that goal last night. Great goal threaded between about 3-4 defenders. The pass to him on the lead wasn't that good, but his touch was deft and he created the goal out of nothing. Weak defence all the same.


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Quiet achievers?

Quiet achievers?

Compared to Man U & those Gutter Crawlers Chelsea, yes we are.

Arsenal will be right up there this year. Still a club owned by its members.

Man u vs Arsenal be a good game this week

Go The Red Devils

They always are! Still love the old 79 F.A Cup game. Can't top that one, or the day Ferguson threw a shoe at Beckham :lol: F'N Gold!!!

Compared to Man U & those Gutter Crawlers Chelsea, yes we are.

We're not gutter crawlers at Chelsea. We have the best footballers in the land.


Go you Gooners. Quiet achievers, the way i like it.

:lol:

Compared to Man U & those Gutter Crawlers Chelsea, yes we are.

Arsenal will be right up there this year. Still a club owned by its members.

You're kidding yourself...what has the Gunners quietly achieved lately? Man U & Chelsea have left Arsenal in their wake the last few years.

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Was going to say, they haven't "achieved" much in the last 4 years!

 

Liverpool looking most vunerable of the big 4 already. Far too reliant on Torres and Stevie G.

Chelsea far from impressive so far but still look unstoppable in the same sentence. Go Blues!

Gooners classy but there will be a time they are vunerable with lack of depth, smart man in charge will remain top 4.

City - bubble will burst mark my words.

Pompey finally taken over by Oily Arab.

UEFA president Michel Platini is bringing in FIVE referees at every game to stop diving cheats like Eduardo. Additionaly to that - Top Ref Mark Halsey has been diagnosed with Cancerand will undergo treatment.

UEFA CL Group draw was done last night. all 4 avoided each other.

Transfer:

Lescott gone to City and rightly so. Scar face is over rated. Top 4 my Ar$e

Aston Villa have completed the signing of Stephen Warnock from Blackburn Rovers.

Blackburn Rovers have completed the signing of Pascal Chimbonda on a two-year contract from Tottenham Hotspur for an undisclosed fee.

Fulham have completed the signing of South African international Kagisho Dikgacoi.

Thats all for now - GG


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