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PREGAME: Rd 04 vs Gold Coast

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10 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Fritsch broke his foot prior to the Freo game, managed to play on the weekend still with foot broken, then got ruled out for 5 weeks. That was updated to 6 for the hell of it. Then it was reported that scans showed his foot wasn’t broken. Now it turns out he is playing against GC and no one appears sure whether his foot is sore, broken, bitten or sat upon by a dog or even amputated. Several serious types on here are so disgusted at the amount of mayo on their ham and salads that they’ve filed complaints to @Demonland.

[censored] show 💩

 

The Gods have humour eh ...

 

Right…I had solid mail that Fritta was out for 6 weeks, broken foot bone. Now he isn’t named as an out, I’m totally baffled. Is it a stiff up by the comma team. Is my mail bad? Seems like a really odd situation

we wait for the late change ...


there is no way Fritsch plays

don’t trust teams named 3 days out

6 minutes ago, Trident22 said:

Right…I had solid mail that Fritta was out for 6 weeks, broken foot bone. Now he isn’t named as an out, I’m totally baffled. Is it a stiff up by the comma team. Is my mail bad? Seems like a really odd situation

I’d imagine he’ll be a late change. If not I suggest incorrect rumour mongers be fined/suspended from Demonland or even be criminally charged.

 
19 minutes ago, Trident22 said:

Right…I had solid mail that Fritta was out for 6 weeks, broken foot bone. Now he isn’t named as an out, I’m totally baffled. Is it a stiff up by the comma team. Is my mail bad? Seems like a really odd situation

club just playing games with GC

12 minutes ago, BoBo said:

I’d imagine he’ll be a late change. If not I suggest incorrect rumour mongers be fined/suspended from Demonland or even be criminally charged.

Good luck with that as the initial report (although player name withheld) was posted by @Demonland 😁


6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

club just playing games with GC

🤔

5 minutes ago, Go the Biff said:

Good luck with that as the initial report (although player name withheld) was posted by @Demonland 😁

Then they’ll have to suffer the worst punishment possible:

Me being slightly disappointed in them.

Well I'm disappointed. Got home from work tonight & opened my parcel from the footy club of my Max gawn 250th mug, only to find it chipped & a bit broken off.

4 hours ago, manny100 said:

Evidently his dog stood on his foot. Backed up then stood on it again. Kingy has banned the pooch from the rooms and training.

Any way it is what is and we just have to work around it.

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10 hours ago, Demonstone said:

It was a heeler.

Was a red and blue heeler

or maybe a Red Heeler and a Blue Heeler…

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