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3 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

I see that as probably the most viable option.

They still get Trac. They donโ€™t care how.

Hawks get a jet.

And we stay [censored].

Far out. Eeyore season.

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1 minute ago, Ted Lasso said:

He said it again today on Trade radio.

Said something along the lines of "The Suns are still running with the stance they won't trade him, but there is momentum behind this and i believe this is happening."

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1 minute ago, Adam The God said:

Far out. Eeyore season.

Yep. Some real loser vibes in here.

It's a bit sad that some people are so afraid of hope and happiness. It's their comfort blanket.

Just now, Demonland said:

He follows Trac!!!!!

And Kozzy, Bowey, Lindsay & Jonesy.

Far out! so he doesn't follow Steven King.

It's over :'(


18 minutes ago, KoltTheRam said:

Iโ€™m so so ready to be burnt and dissapointed again!

You're thinking like a MFC fan, I like it.

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1 minute ago, Demonland said:

He follows Trac!!!!!

Welcome back to Demonland Trac


2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

He follows Trac!!!!!

And Kozzy, Bowey, Lindsay & Jonesy.

And Ricky Mentha from his Gippy days.

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SEND IN JEFFO


1 minute ago, Adam The God said:

And Ricky Mentha from his Gippy days.

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1 minute ago, Ted Lasso said:

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SEND IN JEFFO

Maybe we make Jeffo captain next year, I'm sure Max wouldn't mind. At least that way we don't lose Picket's membership. We need every member we can get.

2 hours ago, Very Jaded said:

LOL @ Hawks thinking they'll get Humphrey for 2 first round picks in a terrible draft, when they already have enough points to take 2 of the best kids in the mix anyway.

If that's their offer versus us giving the GC Trac, they can take a hike

GC are very committed to Trac. They need this trade to happen

Next minute Humphrey to Hawks for 8 and future 1st

Melbourne receive 7 & 8 for Petracca (Suns keep 6) ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Just now, Demonland said:

The bad news is is that he follows Collingwood.

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Just now, Demonland said:

The good news is is that he doesn't follow Hawthorn.

The bad news is is that he follows Collingwood.

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Honestly why would Collingwood have social media!? None of their fans can read.

It's like them being sponsored by smile solutions.


Just now, Roost it far said:

Weโ€™ll be needing a GIF update whether this trade happens or not.

The most appropriate gif for this week is this one:

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Just now, Dr. Gonzo said:

Next minute Humphrey to Hawks for 8 and future 1st

Melbourne receive 7 & 8 for Petracca (Suns keep 6) ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Now, now. We don't need anymore Eeyores in here. We're full up.

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6 minutes ago, Axis of Bob said:

Yep. Some real loser vibes in here.

It's a bit sad that some people are so afraid of hope and happiness. It's their comfort blanket.

Lookโ€ฆ we have one once in 57 years or so. We have been rubbish for the vast majority of the years we havenโ€™t won or been at the top.

I think people are justified in being pessimistic.

When we start being top dogs like Geelong every year for a decade, I think people might come around.

Until then, Iโ€™m keeping my safety blanket.


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