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Mystery Demonlander to be interviewed on SEN at half time

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well it would but i dont take a radio to the game, will be interesting to know who it is.

Surely it's not YZE MAGIC.

 
Surely it's not YZE MAGIC.

stole my thunder. how good would that be?


it would have to win best interview for the year, im laughing just imagining what he would say, especially if we were getting beaten!

it would have to win best interview for the year, im laughing just imagining what he would say, especially if we were getting beaten!

It would potentially be up there with Gough's spat in the mid '70's?

it would have to win best interview for the year, im laughing just imagining what he would say, especially if we were getting beaten!

It would go something like this:

"What do you think about Melbourne's season?"

"We're [censored], but we'll still make finals and win the premiership"

"Who are you excited to see play this year?"

"Newton, he is the next Gary Ablett. No, scrap that, he is BETTER than Gary Ablett and Wayne Carey and Chris Judd. He is probably better than Jesus too"

"Anything else you'd like to say?"

"Yes. I would like to formally deny that I am involved in any way with Colin Sylvia. My love for him is purely based on his football ability. He is the single greatest footballer to ever walk the earth and he will probably win every Brownlow from now until he retires. He might win a couple after retirement as well"

 

A frightening thought...


It would go something like this:

"What do you think about Melbourne's season?"

"We're [censored], but we'll still make finals and win the premiership"

"Who are you excited to see play this year?"

"Newton, he is the next Gary Ablett. No, scrap that, he is BETTER than Gary Ablett and Wayne Carey and Chris Judd. He is probably better than Jesus too"

"Anything else you'd like to say?"

"Yes. I would like to formally deny that I am involved in any way with Colin Sylvia. My love for him is purely based on his football ability. He is the single greatest footballer to ever walk the earth and he will probably win every Brownlow from now until he retires. He might win a couple after retirement as well"

I love your work

Jaded - Crap posting. Show a bit of respect, if not decorum as Moderator.

Mockery is the lowest form of wit.

Biffinator.

I would be very interested to find out who it is

Please make a thread of who it is


Gee Biff.....Take it easy.

gOLLy :P

Jaded - Crap posting. Show a bit of respect, if not decorum as Moderator.

Mockery is the lowest form of wit.

Biffinator.

Biff, I understand what you're saying, I've been critical of other mod's for doing the same thing.

Biff, I understand what you're saying, I've been critical of other mod's for doing the same thing.

Jarka – thank you for your support. I appreciate it.

Jaded, it is unacceptable when a Moderator instigates an ad hominem attack.

It was so school yard-ish, it made me cringe. All that it was missing were the monkey-bars, the tuck-shop and the pony-tails.

It also provides a context for the self-referential erudition in your own postings.

We do not want to see Demonland being overrun by behaviour where people are being mocked, or teased or bullied, however questionable some of their opinions might be. And I am sorry – this is not fun if you are on the receiving end, and all the more so in a public forum.

By all means, point out the inconsistencies in arguments – I do not have a problem with that. But since when has this been synonymous with ridiculing another human being?

He, she or it - I really don’t give a toss who you are Jaded, but you should explicitly apologise to Yze Magic for your rudeness, or else reconsider your position as a Moderator for the wider good.

I am looking forward to your response, Jaded.

Biffinator.

Hey Biff ... bit of pot calling the kettle black going on here eh? Get off your high horse. Some of this is justified. If you can give it u need to be able to take it. Theres no malice.

Yeah... I reckon we should wait until Y_M gets on to have a dip. there's a chance he may see the funny side. They are acquantences after all. If this is a long-running in-joke between the two, where's the harm?


Biff you have got to be kidding... Where is your sense of humor? Are we grumpy after a loss? What's wrong with a bit of a [censored] take nowadays!

Y_M's fair game. And Jaded's lighthearted parody was both witty and spot on the money. I'm sure Y_M would have had a laugh.

And take Jarka's support with a grain of salt, he's got his own agenda.

And take Jarka's support with a grain of salt, he's got his own agenda.

What's my agenda?

 
Biff you have got to be kidding... Where is your sense of humor? Are we grumpy after a loss? What's wrong with a bit of a [censored] take nowadays!

Y_M's fair game. And Jaded's lighthearted parody was both witty and spot on the money. I'm sure Y_M would have had a laugh.

And take Jarka's support with a grain of salt, he's got his own agenda.

Wise Monkey - you are right - I am [censored] off. I could not take the ineptitude, and left at half time.

We all have our own agendas, or else we're jelly fish. I stand by my comments. I disagree respectfully that the posting in question was witty, so our senses of humour must be different. To me it was just rude, in an insipid kind of way.

I look forward to hearing from Yze Magic, and of course Jaded.

Biffinator.

i think the club took tonight in jest as well...surely they couldn't be serious with that attempt at playing could they????


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