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TRAINING: Tuesday 3rd June 2025

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8 hours ago, Deestar9 said:

I find it amazing that from watching these sessions (& kudos to you) that you come up with these assumptions. We have a high performance team who would analyse these players to the “nth degree “ and I don’t believe one bit that any training would be taken lightly. My interest in reading these reports are how the players look mentally ..how connected .,what are the vibes like. I’d be extremely surprised if you could tell us anything relating to game plan etc ..& I mean that in a nice way otherwise every club would know exactly what we’re doing …

Fair points but 'reading the vibe' is fraught with danger.

I've seen them super chatty, running on top of the turf and some looking like they'd run through a brick shizen house at some Gosch's runs only to then go out and get smacked a few days later by 50+.

And then the opposite can occur. A number appearing dour, long faces, serious chats with trainers, coach etc. The vibe and happiness seemingly zapped out of many. Choco harping on about a particular aspect of their kicking etc etc.

Then they come out and deliver a solid win.

Personally i take zero notice of anything that's reported re "vibes" from a player or the various playing groups (forwards / followers / backs etc).

So many diff personalities within the group also. You're gonna see some up and about no matter what. While others might just be the serious / dour type that just wants to get on with business. And then there's the in betweeners etc.

 
On 04/06/2025 at 12:44, picket fence said:

Clearly!? So can your scribe detail the specifics of the drills in question? focus, personel, directions, equipment used, pedagogies, close skill sequence, outcomes?

peda what

39 minutes ago, ghost who walks said:

peda what

Release the Epstein files!

 
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On 04/06/2025 at 12:44, picket fence said:

Clearly!? So can your scribe detail the specifics of the drills in question? focus, personel, directions, equipment used, pedagogies, close skill sequence, outcomes?

Hard to detail any of the above from behind locked gates and when most of the drills are done on the other side of the ground.

Here’s an idea though: howsabout YOU get your caboose down to Casey and report back here on specifics of the drills in question, focus, personnel, directions, equipment used, pedagogies, close skill sequence, outcomes, etc. 👍🏽

27 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Hard to detail any of the above from behind locked gates and when most of the drills are done on the other side of the ground.

Here’s an idea though: howsabout YOU get your caboose down to Casey and report back here on specifics of the drills in question, focus, personnel, directions, equipment used, pedagogies, close skill sequence, outcomes, etc. 👍🏽

Don't think I can be bothered any more, given locked gates, but ALL of my DETAILED reports feature specific elements of required content as per usual.

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Always bemused me that the club goes all clandestine at traing , all the secret squirrel stuff.

I mean.... who tf would copy us !! 😆😆😆🥴

On 04/06/2025 at 09:01, Robbie57 said:

fans who have endured at least half a season of poor kicking in front of goal.

A massive understatement there - how about 4 seasons.

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