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Embrace the breeze!!!!

41 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

So whaddya sayin… I should leave the arzeless chaps at home?

 

 
On 04/12/2024 at 12:54, DubDee said:
On 04/12/2024 at 11:09, Ghostwriter said:

Ricky Lever is on a stationary bike

He is not going to get anywhere doing that

The trainers took the rear view mirrors off the bike later in the session.

Since then, Rick hasn't looked back.

20 hours ago, picket fence said:

Well Demonlanders " Guess who's coming to dinner" great movie but come Next Wednesday... I'm looking likely to be able to venture to Gosshville to deliver an incisive P.F TRAINING REPORT!😇😂🤩 And if not Wed will be Friday!

I believe Jeffo has hired a body guard for the day. 😉

 

Was it Cranky Franky who said the tail of the elephant was too long in the petroglyph and was confused as to whether it was looking east or west.

On other trivia, the balls used Wednesday were a set of new ones, a mixture of "GT" stripes and normal reds. In prior training sessions they were using old yellow balls. 

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4 minutes ago, Wrecker46 said:

There was a brownlow medalist at West Coast who used to throw up all the time at traing and they said it was because of his gut busting running.

It probably was.

I hope the best demon in my lifetime is on a good path. He looks happy and healthy. So fingers crossed for him.

Wowee

On 04/12/2024 at 21:32, monoccular said:

 Fidnig a god prof raedre cna b quiet dificlut soemtmies

Wait for the HS report that 31 has checked out, cleared his locker and headed to Geelong or Colonwood. 

at least Verrall wasn’t described as laconic.  Good call.  

.. for what?  Maybe a parasol would be a better choice. 

Can’t wait for the hun to describe a player as taciturn.

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