THE BUSINESS TRIP by George on the Outer

[Demonland 66,965]

One of the ideas behind the Gather Round concept is to give life to the host city, which is something of a challenge for a town like Adelaide where the mid-week entertainment usually involves nothing more exciting than watching the traffic lights change their colour in Rundle Mall. Fortunately, the powers that be gave the Demons the opportunity to help open the show at the Adelaide Oval against the Crows and they duly responded by bringing some bright lights and brilliance to the place with another decisive win against the hometown side.

With Melbourne coming off a five-day break from a game against the team from the less salubrious and desirable part of the city, and with Steven May returning from rib and back injuries, surely this was a chance for Adelaide to shine?

However, it was not to be, and for a side that missed playing finals in 2022 courtesy of a dodgy AFL non score review, they were shown up by the benchmark side that Melbourne has become for the competition this year. The Dees now have four wins on the trot after playing three of their five games at interstate venues.

With the parochial home crowd behind them, and umpires heavily under the influence of the same vociferous baying horde, the going was always going to be tough, and it turned out to be exactly that in the first quarter. The home team had to make a statement early to give themselves any sort of hope by getting in front of, and indeed on top of, the Demon juggernaut.

The trouble was that the juggernaut’s defences simply kept denying the Crows thrusts forward. Led by the tough Steven May, with Tex Walker as an opponent, he just kept marking and intercepting the ball. Normal humans would have struggled to lift their arms above their heads with similar rib injuries. May did it with aplomb - nineteen disposals for the game, including an incredible five marks in the first quarter alone.

Alongside May, young Judd McVee was the main man repelling Adelaide attacks, and with his eleven first quarter disposals, he also recorded an incredible seven intercepts in the same period at 100% efficiency. Amazingly, he has played just thirty games and is a mere 20 years of age. With the standards down back set by these two in the first stanza, it was a repeat of the scoreline for the Crows from their previous week, as they could only manage 2.5.

A solitary goal conceded in the next quarter, reinforced the strength of the Melbourne defence, as others like Jake Lever, Tom McDonald, Blake Howes, Trent Rivers and Christian Salem chipped in to hold them at bay.

There were no leading lights in the Crows forward line, and like their Rundle mall counterparts, the signs were flashing “caution” in the Adelaide coaching box by half time.

What they failed to see was the “Go” sign that signified the Melbourne third term blitz, led by Bayley Fritsch, who despite having barely contacted the Sherrin in the first half,  booted three majors in the third, to effectively put the game to bed.

Little was left for the Crows to do, other than throw everything they had at the Dees in that final quarter, but despite closing the gap by two goals in the dying minutes, Melbourne had already put up the shutters to block out any light.

In the end the scoreline of 63 - 78 was emblematic of two tired sides coming off five- and six-day breaks, respectively. Many players went for extended periods without any impact on the game, but the Melbourne players know what is required at the business end of the season.

And it was interesting to hear Steven May at the end of the game, saying something like “ we came over here on a business trip.”  In other words, this “Gather Round” was not a weekend celebration, but rather, part of the job description for a professional team with a strong culture.

Another shining light for the Demons this week was a player in only his fifth game for the Club – Caleb “The Duke” Windsor. Normally a young player at the dawn of his career can be a little overwhelmed by the intensity and strength required at AFL level, but not so for Caleb. We all know that he is lightning fast, but he uses his speed, not only to break away, but also as a closing weapon as well. He fears not tackling or the in-and-under stuff. With 461 metres gained from sixteen touches in this match playing as a wingman, it is easy to see why comparisons are being drawn with the great Robbie Flower.

Oh, and while we are mentioning the brilliance of others, then the skipper with an incredible eighty-six ruck contests attended, four contested marks and five clearances, simply outshone anyone who Adelaide could muster to compete against him.

Equally, it is easy to not notice the standout supernova of Christian Petracca and the extraordinary ability he has to extract the ball, burst through tackles that would impede others and so strongly impact the game, both in possession and on the scoreboard.

With the Demons’ shining lights showing the way to finals football, the broken-down Adelaide Crows Camry was left at the Rundle Mall lights with steam emitting from the bonnet, out of business and suddenly realizing it was in a dead-end street!  It’s something that Melbourne does these days as part of its business plan.

MELBOURNE 2.0.12 6.7.43 10.13.73 10.18.78

ADELAIDE 2.5.17 3.8.36 6.9.45 8.15.63

GOALS

MELBOURNE Fritsch 3 Pickett van Rooyen 2 Chandler Petracca Petty

ADELAIDE Fogarty 2 Dawson Keays Laird Rachele Rankine Walker

BEST

MELBOURNE Petracca May Gawn McVee Sparrow Viney

ADELAIDE Soligo Dawson Laird Keane Rankine

INJURIES

MELBOURNE Nil

ADELAIDE Nil

REPORTS

MELBOURNE Nil

ADELAIDE Nil

SUBSTITUTIONS

MELBOURNE Taj Woewodin (replaced Ben Brown in the fourth quarter)

ADELAIDE Sam Berry (replaced Chris Burgess in the third quarter)

UMPIRES Simon Meredith Nathan Williamson Craig Fleer Martin Rodger

CROWD 48,020 at the Adelaide Oval

[Pink Freud 326]

To their credit, we had them on the ropes but they didn’t give up. We need to do better next week.

[leave it to deever 16,587]

Great write up about young Caleb Windsor. He has great peripheral vision of his team mates.

After five games already seems a walk up start. Not a bad wrap for the kid to be compared to the great Robert Flower.

I know technically Petracca was our best but Maysie gets the chocolates for me playing with broken ribs and in obvious pain.

I've had just bruised ribs and it hurt to cough. How does one play Afl?

[Deeoldfart 7,858]

Great work as always George, but I can’t not comment on the following paragraph which I think sums up the Port and Crows victories perfectly:  “…….. it was interesting to hear Steven May at the end of the game say something like “we came over here on a business trip”.  In other words the Gather Round was not a weekend celebration, but rather, part of the job description for a professional team with a strong culture.”

Brilliant!  Never a truer word spoken.

[Bring-Back-Powell 13,646]

George, your match reports are so well written and entertaining.

Keep up the great work 👍

[Leopold Bloom 279]

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Great write up about young Caleb Windsor. He has great peripheral vision of his team mates.

After five games already seems a walk up start. Not a bad wrap for the kid to be compared to the great Robert Flower.

I know technically Petracca was our best but Maysie gets the chocolates for me playing with broken ribs and in obvious pain.

I've had just bruised ribs and it hurt to cough. How does one play Afl?

The bloke who played on the other wing to Robbie is technically a closer comparison is Alan Johnson who was equally fast.

[Skrull 102]

fantastic reporting once again @george_on_the_outer

[Master Chief 72]

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