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With the departure of Brodie Grundy at the end of the 2023 season Demonland lost one of it's Sponsored Players after only 1 year.

It is with great pride that we announce that after a long and exhaustive search we have found a replacement.

In 2024 the Melbourne Football Club's Pick 13 in the AFL draft Koltyn Tholstrup will join Premiership defender and 2 time All Australian Steven May as Demonland's Sponsored Players.

We look forward to many years of success for our newest player who has already become a cult figure on this website before a ball has been bounced in again.

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Welp, it’s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

#DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

😁

 

Love it!! Can’t wait for the podcast with our new Kolt hero 😉.  It will be a hoot for all to enjoy! 

On 22/11/2023 at 13:08, WalkingCivilWar said:

Welp, it’s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

#DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

😁

Indeed, it seems to be a poison chalice . Give ‘em hell Kolt .45


4 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

I’ve always wondered…

What does a Demonland sponsored player get? And what do we get in return?

We (paid up members of Demonland) get the pride of knowing we are a very minute part of his world - but still a part.

Unfortunately he gets to carry the burden that is the average Demonland hypochondriac.

Good luck Koltyn

On 22/11/2023 at 13:08, WalkingCivilWar said:

Welp, it’s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

#DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

😁

Nows the time to turn it around. You WCW, could be the conduit of all the positive vibe from DL and make sure he never gets on the site.

 

On 23/11/2023 at 14:42, Fanatique Demon said:

I’ve always wondered…

What does a Demonland sponsored player get? And what do we get in return?

They get the weight of expectation.

We get to project our myriad delusions whilst we wait.

 
On 23/11/2023 at 11:32, Demon Disciple said:

Indeed, it seems to be a poison chalice . Give ‘em hell Kolt .45

Will we want West Coast or Fremantles 2026 1st and 2nd for our 3 time premiership Kolt Hero? #GoHomeFactor 

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