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With the departure of Brodie Grundy at the end of the 2023 season Demonland lost one of it's Sponsored Players after only 1 year.

It is with great pride that we announce that after a long and exhaustive search we have found a replacement.

In 2024 the Melbourne Football Club's Pick 13 in the AFL draft Koltyn Tholstrup will join Premiership defender and 2 time All Australian Steven May as Demonland's Sponsored Players.

We look forward to many years of success for our newest player who has already become a cult figure on this website before a ball has been bounced in again.

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Welp, itโ€™s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

#DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

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Love it!! Canโ€™t wait for the podcast with our new Kolt hero ๐Ÿ˜‰. ย It will be a hoot for all to enjoy!ย 

On 22/11/2023 at 13:08, WalkingCivilWar said:

Welp, itโ€™s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

#DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

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Indeed, it seems to be a poison chalice . Give โ€˜em hell Kolt .45


4 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Iโ€™ve always wonderedโ€ฆ

What does a Demonland sponsored player get? And what do we get in return?

We (paid up members of Demonland) get the pride of knowing we are a very minute part of his world - but still a part.

Unfortunately he gets to carry the burden that is the average Demonland hypochondriac.

Good luck Koltyn

On 22/11/2023 at 13:08, WalkingCivilWar said:

Welp, itโ€™s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

#DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

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Nows the time to turn it around. You WCW, could be the conduit of all the positive vibe from DL and make sure he never gets on the site.

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On 23/11/2023 at 14:42, Fanatique Demon said:

Iโ€™ve always wonderedโ€ฆ

What does a Demonland sponsored player get? And what do we get in return?

They get the weight of expectation.

We get to project our myriad delusions whilst we wait.

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On 23/11/2023 at 11:32, Demon Disciple said:

Indeed, it seems to be a poison chalice . Give โ€˜em hell Kolt .45

Will we want West Coast or Fremantles 2026 1st and 2nd for our 3 time premiership Kolt Hero? #GoHomeFactorย 

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