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2024 Demonland Player Sponsorship

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With the departure of Brodie Grundy at the end of the 2023 season Demonland lost one of it's Sponsored Players after only 1 year.

It is with great pride that we announce that after a long and exhaustive search we have found a replacement.

In 2024 the Melbourne Football Club's Pick 13 in the AFL draft Koltyn Tholstrup will join Premiership defender and 2 time All Australian Steven May as Demonland's Sponsored Players.

We look forward to many years of success for our newest player who has already become a cult figure on this website before a ball has been bounced in again.

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    Welp, it’s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

    #DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

    😁

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    Love it!! Can’t wait for the podcast with our new Kolt hero 😉.  It will be a hoot for all to enjoy! 

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    On 22/11/2023 at 13:08, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Welp, it’s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

    #DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

    😁

    Indeed, it seems to be a poison chalice . Give ‘em hell Kolt .45

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    4 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

    I’ve always wondered…

    What does a Demonland sponsored player get? And what do we get in return?

    We (paid up members of Demonland) get the pride of knowing we are a very minute part of his world - but still a part.

    Unfortunately he gets to carry the burden that is the average Demonland hypochondriac.

    Good luck Koltyn

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    On 22/11/2023 at 13:08, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Welp, it’s been nice knowing you, Kolt.

    #DemonlandSponsorshipKissOfDeath

    😁

    Nows the time to turn it around. You WCW, could be the conduit of all the positive vibe from DL and make sure he never gets on the site.

     

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    On 23/11/2023 at 14:42, Fanatique Demon said:

    I’ve always wondered…

    What does a Demonland sponsored player get? And what do we get in return?

    They get the weight of expectation.

    We get to project our myriad delusions whilst we wait.

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    On 23/11/2023 at 11:32, Demon Disciple said:

    Indeed, it seems to be a poison chalice . Give ‘em hell Kolt .45

    Will we want West Coast or Fremantles 2026 1st and 2nd for our 3 time premiership Kolt Hero? #GoHomeFactor 

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