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Gawn - a superlative year

Viney - vital when fit

Petracca - an awesome season

Oliver - just kept excelling

Lever - worth every cent

May - the consummate professional 

Hibberd - age didn’t weary

Rivers - stardom definitely  beckons 

Salem - reliable and classy

Hunt - hard luck story

Bowey - everyone’s favourite schoolboy

Brayshaw - loved big games

Langdon - the running machine

McDonald - tapered after injury

Brown - justified the efforts

Fritsch - closing on elite

Harmes - hard tag expert

Jackson - has become indispensable 

Jordan - impressive and unlucky

Neal-Bullen- surprised us all

Petty - feel good story

Pickett - exciting future beckons 

Smith - injuries curtailed again

Spargo - boy becomes man

Sparrow - impressive finals series

Tomlinson - great club man 

vandenBerg - injuries overcame him

Weideman - tried but disappointing 

 

Edited by joeboy

 

Thanks @joeboy!

Though it would be remiss of me to not suggest 3 word analysis of Nev, Melk and Chunk in there! 

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

  • Author
9 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - a superlative year

Viney - vital when fit

Petracca - an awesome season

Oliver - just kept excelling

Lever - worth every cent

May - the consummate professional 

Hibberd - age didn’t weary

Rivers - stardom definitely  beckons 

Salem - reliable and classy

Hunt - hard luck story

Bowey - everyone’s favourite schoolboy

Brayshaw - loved big games

Langdon - the running machine

McDonald - tapered after injury

Brown - justified the efforts

Fritsch - closing on elite

Harmes - hard tag expert

Jackson - has become indispensable 

Jordan - impressive and unlucky

Neal-Bullen- surprised us all

Petty - feel good story

Pickett - exciting future beckons 

Smith - injuries curtailed again

Spargo - boy becomes man

Sparrow - impressive finals series

Tomlinson - great club man 

vandenBerg - injuries overcame him

Weideman - tried but disappointing 

Jones - farewell, God bless

Jetta - won’t be forgotten 

 

 

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good season Joeboy!

i'd just add...............

  • f..k me dead
  • what a year
 

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