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Name is one of my nicknames in real life. Iā€™m lazy.

Display pic represented what it was like to be a DemonĀ approaching the 2010 season. Unimpressed and waiting forĀ the next turd to drop. That little fella had no ideaĀ what was stillĀ to come.

Things are a lot rosier now obv but Iā€™ve grown too attached to let him go.

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Mine isnā€™t because of Transformers but rather than the great Calvin Johnson of the Detroit Lions. Arguably the greatest Wide Receiver of all time. Future Hall of Famer

3 hours ago, P-man said:

Name is one of my nicknames in real life. Iā€™m lazy.

Display pic represented what it was like to be a DemonĀ approaching the 2010 season. Unimpressed and waiting forĀ the next turd to drop. That little fella had no ideaĀ what was stillĀ to come.

Things are a lot rosier now obv but Iā€™ve grown too attached to let him go.

And I always thought you just didn't like toilet seats, and sitting on them to Peee.

 
On 1/18/2019 at 9:31 AM, P-man said:

Name is one of my nicknames in real life. Iā€™m lazy.

Display pic represented what it was like to be a DemonĀ approaching the 2010 season. Unimpressed and waiting forĀ the next turd to drop. That little fella had no ideaĀ what was stillĀ to come.

Things are a lot rosier now obv but Iā€™ve grown too attached to let him go.

Maybe as a reflection of the crap that did eventually come, you should change your AV to Randy Marsh in that episode of South Park when he did that poo that was more than 100 courics which lifted him 8Ā feet in the air?Ā 

21 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Maybe as a reflection of the crap that did eventually come, you should change your AV to Randy Marsh in that episode of South Park when he did that poo that was more than 100 courics which lifted him 8Ā feet in the air?Ā 

Perhaps he's a bitĀ constipated trying to crap out our next premiership cup?


On 1/25/2019 at 11:49 AM, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I'm still angry we let StephenĀ Powell go. 30 goal a year midfielders don''t grow on trees.

I thought maybe you were upset with the quality of US Secretaries of State since Colin Powell.

When I first joined 'ology I'd just moved back to Australia after a couple of years in Kumamoto, Japan.

My name is Ken, and 'Kumamoto Ken' (ē†Šęœ¬ēœŒ) is Japanese for 'Kumamoto Prefecture'. I had that kanji in red and blue as my avatar on 'ology for a while.

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