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There's now another one to add to the mix:

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/melbourne-demons/max-gawns-cheeky-roast-for-his-mums-cooking-in-herald-suns-footy-17-magazine/news-story/55f9ec26bb28c73fe2a35455e01b2f0d

Slobbo at the 3:10 mark in the video (i) can't remember Jayden Hunt's name and (ii) reintroduces Jamie Bennell to the list. 

Chief football writer, my arse.

 
15 hours ago, hemingway said:

I'm sure Chris is a really nice guy and a great raconteur, unfortunately, he is a motor mouth, and that was to our detriment a few years ago.

On SEN after the game last weekend Connolly was horrendous.

From AFL.com.au of all places:

 

Jeff Garlett (hamstring, 3-4 weeks): The pacy forward injured his hamstring right at the end of the Demons' 54-point JLT Community Series game against Carlton. Garlett is racing the clock to be fit for round one, but at this stage looks unlikely to be part of the team.

 

Just a completed fabrication.

 
1 hour ago, small but forward said:

There's now another one to add to the mix:

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/melbourne-demons/max-gawns-cheeky-roast-for-his-mums-cooking-in-herald-suns-footy-17-magazine/news-story/55f9ec26bb28c73fe2a35455e01b2f0d

Slobbo at the 3:10 mark in the video (i) can't remember Jayden Hunt's name and (ii) reintroduces Jamie Bennell to the list. 

Chief football writer, my arse.

'@old dee' will love this...

4 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

From AFL.com.au of all places:

 

Jeff Garlett (hamstring, 3-4 weeks): The pacy forward injured his hamstring right at the end of the Demons' 54-point JLT Community Series game against Carlton. Garlett is racing the clock to be fit for round one, but at this stage looks unlikely to be part of the team.

 

Just a completed fabrication.

I was wondering how long this was gonna take to get here. They got it right in the image caption at least XD


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