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The Recruit

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4 hours ago, AngryAtCasey said:

Wonder if he'll do as well as Johann Wagner did? Or Ian Holland from cricket superstar?

He's certainly got a weaker midfield to crack into than Wagner did. I'm guessing that's why he picked the Lions in the first place.

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    Something took my eye last night, but it wasn't Matt Eagles ;)

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    4 minutes ago, ProDee said:

    Something took my eye last night, but it wasn't Matt Eagles ;)

    Was it his bodybuilding girlfriend? She had glorious deltoids. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    14 minutes ago, ProDee said:

    Something took my eye last night, but it wasn't Matt Eagles ;)

     

    13 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Was it his bodybuilding girlfriend? She had glorious deltoids. 

    Not the worst sort, it's fair to say.

    Didn't realise the Treloar kid was a Melbourne supporter. I was hoping he would win after that. I tend to attach myself to anyone once they reveal they support MFC. It's a sickness.

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    12 hours ago, AngryAtCasey said:

    Wonder if he'll do as well as Johann Wagner did? Or Ian Holland from cricket superstar?

    Of course he will - his underwater helicopter emergency rescue situation skills are elite.

    Brisbane's pitch was hilarious, with Schwab basically saying "we're so bad you'll probably get a game with us".

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    Daniel to me was by far the most talented of the three, but he's just got a shitty attitude and he isn't willing to commit to the AFL lifestyle and give up the Pizzas 

     

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    5 minutes ago, Grapeviney said:

    Of course he will - his underwater helicopter emergency rescue situation skills are elite.

    Brisbane's pitch was hilarious, with Schwabby basically saying "we're so bad you'll probably get a game with us".

    Hey, it worked :)

    i was surprised GC didn't bid. They could use every shred of publicity they can get.

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