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I want to thank all those at Demonland for running this site. New here for the first time this year it has helped me cut back on my drinking, glue sniffing, dog beating and all round unhappiness.

I have enjoyed many insightful comments from many members about the club as well as the odd insult thrown my way. It’s one big unhappy family.

There are a few demon fans I have loved following for their passion (Dazzle) their humour (Bitter, E. Tremblay and Chook) and pith (Biffen).

Hope to see you on the other side in 2017 when we smash em.

 

You've still got the best time of the year to come around yet. The trade/FA period is when Demonland truly comes alive. ;)

 
56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm guessing you're some sort of a pervert deever!

This is how BBO greets people at club functions. It's not about how many friends you make, it's about making the right friends.

  • 7 months later...

BBO cares not for friends, nor the sniffling grovelling of unworthy ingrates. No , only the sound of delivery van with his monthly boxes of suitably aged Red saving him unnecessary trips to Dans aggravating his gout !

If he casts your way with a snarl.... You're in ;)


I gotta endorse that deever, and the good times can't help but get better over the next few years! 

And don't forget to join the Podcasts .... a fantastic addition.

On Sunday, August 28, 2016 at 7:36 PM, leave it to deever said:

I want to thank all those at Demonland for running this site. New here for the first time this year it has helped me cut back on my drinking, glue sniffing, dog beating and all round unhappiness.

 

I have enjoyed many insightful comments from many members about the club as well as the odd insult thrown my way. It’s one big unhappy family.

 

There are a few demon fans I have loved following for their passion (Dazzle) their humour (Bitter, E. Tremblay and Chook) and pith (Biffen).

 

Hope to see you on the other side in 2017 when we smash em.

 

Without us 5 demonland would be a bucket of [censored].. So hurry up and make us admins you bastards.

 

Edited by dazzledavey36

 

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